You can really only get so mad. If you have a PC capable of running this game and you don't have internet what the fuck are you doing? I can see it being annoying if you are in the military and stationed somewhere with no internet but then you probably are not lugging a gaming rig with you. There has been times when…

I mean... no, demons dont come out of your cellphone when you microwave it. It also doesnt grow 20 times its size like a marshmallow.

I feel so bad for the saps that thought that was real...

That said, goddamn thats a fuckin cool animation.

Dude! Air Frying is the future... seriously! There are some placed around here that air fry french frys... pretty damn good with 1/3 the fat.

I do admit to feeling intrigued by how fried air breathes.

If he was really trying to impersonate a good quarterback he surely wouldn't be walking around in a Mark Sanchez jersey.

Wow! Congrats! What position did you play?

Yeah, they changed the title after I posted that.

The more #CrimingWhileWhite stories you read, the more they start to sound like humblebrags than they do like addressing inequality.

I hope she picked out the 599. That'd be awesome.

"He can catch his breath in less than two minutes? What is he, some sort of marathon runner?"

In fairness, it's been 50 pounds since that guy saw an armpit.

It's so trendy to bitch about Assassin's Creed, but you have to remember that every year they release a whole new game in a completely new setting with completely new characters, a full rich single player experience with side quests up the wazoo, and add several new mechanics that change how you play the game.

They did a new IP, Watch Dogs. It was really boring.

But he's only been through two strikes.

A-Ha Clinton Dix wouldn't hesitate to take him on.

And whatever you do, don't tell him you want to see a hat trick.

Columbus is boss- liberal, progressive, LGBT-friendly, with a ton to do. Incredible food scene.

In reverse, he's like the goose who laid the golden... nacho.

High school kids have smartphones. Store your locker combination in a Google doc. And yes, teenagers are still capable of memorizing things like a trio of numbers.