Come on, Jon, this isn't all that remarkable— show me a teenage boy who wouldn't do anything just to have a chance to finish.

Celery Man and/or Tayne will be there.

with MASSIVE government/public funding.

that fat dog is also a stupid dog. it could conserve precious calories by relaxing its forelimps and sliding its big fat body across the floor like a fat wheelbarrow made of fat.

A friend I trust sent this fat dog to me.

As long as people do this, I'll pass on the right.

I have a feeling Sasha and Mahlia were mortified by this.

Since when the fuck has rap not been an art? Your racism and classism are showing.

More like No Balance, amirite?

Of course scoring on Jets is easy for Denver players. Every single one of them is already a member of the Mile High Club.

Jets fan here.

Okay, seriously. What in the actual fuck, folks?

I teach English at the college level; last year, I was privileged to teach ENG 230, which at my institution is a rotating (through the faculty) course that is generously labeled "Special Topics in Literature."

I taught my course, for two semesters, as "Gaming: Literary…

You should introduce it to your shitty comments section.

I think we all appreciate Garçon's pink gloves, but forcing people to lose their hair seems a little over the top.

Agreed. My cousin refers to Coors Light as a good "painting beer," because you can have 8 of them and not fall off the ladder.

Boating. Great for boating and/or fishing. Can pound a million of them.

You are a North American, and probably a male

Frenetic combat for Halo was only ever one thing:

Oh man, Harris is fucked. After the police do not interview the victim, decide not to interview the accuser, wait 11 months to release the police report, delay the transfer of exculpatory blood work, decline to send the rape kit until being pressured by the public, tell the victim that her life will be "miserable" if…