More like No Balance, amirite?

Of course scoring on Jets is easy for Denver players. Every single one of them is already a member of the Mile High Club.

Jets fan here.

Okay, seriously. What in the actual fuck, folks?

I teach English at the college level; last year, I was privileged to teach ENG 230, which at my institution is a rotating (through the faculty) course that is generously labeled "Special Topics in Literature."

I taught my course, for two semesters, as "Gaming: Literary…

You should introduce it to your shitty comments section.

I think we all appreciate Garçon's pink gloves, but forcing people to lose their hair seems a little over the top.

Agreed. My cousin refers to Coors Light as a good "painting beer," because you can have 8 of them and not fall off the ladder.

Boating. Great for boating and/or fishing. Can pound a million of them.

You are a North American, and probably a male

Frenetic combat for Halo was only ever one thing:

Oh man, Harris is fucked. After the police do not interview the victim, decide not to interview the accuser, wait 11 months to release the police report, delay the transfer of exculpatory blood work, decline to send the rape kit until being pressured by the public, tell the victim that her life will be "miserable" if…

Absofuckinglutely.

From the desk behind us, Tom Ley stares.

I agree. When I can even stay connected for a few matches, online just feels like the regular game but harder. And somehow lonelier, because there's no connection to the other players.

Between Disney Infinity 2.0 and Hyrule Warriors, Mario Kart 8 is relegated to waiting for the DLC to drop and local multiplayer, honestly. There's really not a ton of reason to play online for me. Other players might as well be robots...except they're harder than the CPU opponents, really. There really aren't that…

There are events?!? And a timeline?!?

Or check marks for each of GMs recalled vehicles.

both movies are totally righteous

Yeah...the whole idea is that orcs kill your family and now you're an immortal ghost zombie thing.