Okay, seriously. What in the actual fuck, folks?

I teach English at the college level; last year, I was privileged to teach ENG 230, which at my institution is a rotating (through the faculty) course that is generously labeled "Special Topics in Literature."

I taught my course, for two semesters, as "Gaming: Literary…

You should introduce it to your shitty comments section.

I think we all appreciate Garçon's pink gloves, but forcing people to lose their hair seems a little over the top.

Agreed. My cousin refers to Coors Light as a good "painting beer," because you can have 8 of them and not fall off the ladder.

Boating. Great for boating and/or fishing. Can pound a million of them.

You are a North American, and probably a male

Frenetic combat for Halo was only ever one thing:

Oh man, Harris is fucked. After the police do not interview the victim, decide not to interview the accuser, wait 11 months to release the police report, delay the transfer of exculpatory blood work, decline to send the rape kit until being pressured by the public, tell the victim that her life will be "miserable" if…

Absofuckinglutely.

From the desk behind us, Tom Ley stares.

I agree. When I can even stay connected for a few matches, online just feels like the regular game but harder. And somehow lonelier, because there's no connection to the other players.

Between Disney Infinity 2.0 and Hyrule Warriors, Mario Kart 8 is relegated to waiting for the DLC to drop and local multiplayer, honestly. There's really not a ton of reason to play online for me. Other players might as well be robots...except they're harder than the CPU opponents, really. There really aren't that…

There are events?!? And a timeline?!?

Or check marks for each of GMs recalled vehicles.

both movies are totally righteous

Yeah...the whole idea is that orcs kill your family and now you're an immortal ghost zombie thing.

This argument makes very little sense. There are many, many injustices in the world, and there is no rule that we must address them starting with most to least grievous. If so, we fall down this slippery slope to a place where the only thing we are allowed to criticize is murder, or genocide. I mean, it sounds dumb,…

It's like marrying a really awful rich man. The money simply isn't worth it.

I'm sorry to be that guy, but: It's "grisly fate," not "grizzly fate." Unless the cars were torn apart by bears.