I've been eagerly awaiting that as well. I sent an email to him as an Eagles fan. Hope it gets posted. It's poop related.

It took me a second, but I think the joke was that, as a Philly fan, you're gonna chuck batteries and vomit no matter what. It's subtle, but pretty fucking funny.

Fucking Philly. Hey genius, the second part of an "if, then" sentence is supposed to be something that follows as a consequence of the first part. If the second clause is definitely going to happen, then saying "if blah blah blah" doesn't make any sense.

Drew - If I have to wait any longer for the Eagles one, I'm going to throw batteries at you and then drunkenly vomit on you.

Now that the WYTS previews have gotten popular enough that people who don't understand Drew's writing style read them, it's amusing to see people think he's a Giants fan because the Giants WYTS is always relatively tame. While I don't want to come across as smug, I think the Giants end up being less hated because we…

I'm just so very glad that we are talking about this problem. That we are being vocal about how it's not right and that we should not have to put up with it.
I was walking home yesterday from the market and some asshole did the "You'd look prettier with a smile" thing to me and I told him he'd be prettier if he just…

Where's your god now Greg?

Good thing no one asked you.

There should be a 48-hour grace period after you say "I do" during which you can change your mind and be all "NOPE. I ACTUALLY DO NOT" with minimal paperwork. This would be a good thing for a situation like this.

Telling them it was too hot to eat probably just became fodder for dares from the rest of the table 50% of the time.

Some folks let their anger or disappointment about decisions related to games get the better of them.

And then you have the trolls who get off on this type of behavior. I don't understand it.....but perhaps it's better off not being understood.

In the end, it does no good at all. I could understand feedback along the…

inb4 gamers rationalize their use of hateful/ harassing speech

That sounds like exactly the sort of person who has two Master's degrees.

Once I was pretty high and decided to make a grilled cheese sandwich, and forgot to take the wax paper out from between the two slices of cheese that I used. I realized it about a third of the way in but didn't want my sandwich to go to waste so ate the rest of it. The texture kind of works in a grilled cheese, at…

"I like the first guy's anecdotal evidence better, so your anecdotal evidence is invalid."

Ashes of Phoenix, however, is the latest attempt at a good-old fashioned (read: Fallout 1/2 style) homemade MMO. Here's what it brings to the table:

To be fair, a LOT of Falcons fans say that about their last Super Bowl, too.