The more of this car I see the more I want to stare at that glorious front end and sit in that cockpit. Totally focused on the driver and driving (yeah yeah yeah no manual blah blah blah).

One thing I noticed that I don’t thunk was the same in Origins was how weighty your character feels when jumping off.

I donno, I haven’t been excited for a 3 series launch since the E90 switched it up.

They released engine configs a long time ago and a guy somewhere else a while ago and there are manuals except for the the 330 and 340.

The 3-series is, IMO, the most consistently attractive BMW. It might not always do some crazy change but it’s reliable.

But it has windows... in the door panels.

Oh yeah, definitely. Finding that line between hitting the apex and crashing off the course to win was stressful but gratifying.

What? I didn’t say anything about Chevy Chase’s current talent. I don’t care and neither does anyone else, which is what I said. Sounds like a reading comp deficit.

Yes, a platform for false information.

Nah he’s hilarious, sorry. I love when he’s on those segments, I could watch and them all day. Mentions it in his stand up, don’t think he mentioned it more than once on SNL.

Shut your sexist traphole.

It isn’t as intense as FM even with all the assists turned off. I think it’s mostly the braking, it’s not quite as unforgiving as the real deal.

I usually go about my day thinking “I’m glad I don’t have kids rn” but then I read this or see a cute baby and I hear the tick of my biological clock.

Stop doing this to meeeeeee

November will be a busy month, dang.

It says why literally right after that part.

Yeah but I’m not 10, I’m not saying some star from the aughts is old news. He was cool in the 80s, basically 30 years ago. That’s a while.

I drove for a week in Iceland while staying in downtown Reykjavik (...in a manual, in the snow...) and feel like it was a pretty good crash course on how to do roundabouts.

I’m assuming that’s some sort of time vortex that teleports your car to the designated exit?

BDE isn’t too bad, it’s just a Twitter-age word for confidence.