going to get murdered for this:

I was honestly kind of expecting it, all it would have taken would have been a slight lift or get on the gas a bit wrong at the end to make the back end a bit squirly and Seb would have gone right on by ruining Ham’s day. Though, others are quite right, it would have landed Nico in serious hot water with the team.

It really shows how much the average person can see into the future, i.e. Not at all.

Honestly, with how pissed Nico is, I’m more surprised than not that he didn’t just say ‘fuck this’ and up and let Seb past to spoil Lewis’s party out of spite. I know I would have done that.

You can’t tell how I’m spelling it in my head when it comes out of my mouth!!!!

Why not? The committees are just as much a waste of government funding as the Death Star.

But...but...when pizza’s on a bagel you can eat pizza anytime

Too bad Amazon shipping isn’t as efficient as the weather apps.

Holy crap, that IS Elijah Wood!

I’d go with “If you’re sitting here, it’s because you’re an asshole”

Do you do them in a Large? My 5’8” 12 year old needs one tonight. (He’s been ranting about the injustice of homework and escalating his poor behaviour about FIVE MATH PROBLEMS for 48 hours now. I passed ‘little shit’ about 24 hrs back. OH MY GOD JUST DO THE FUCKING MATH PROBLEMS, YOU’VE MADE THE ENTIRE FAMILY…

“it don’t pay to go fishin’ in the company pool” comes to mind, as well as “don’t shit where you eat.”

And this, boys and girls, is why there is a cliche that says “Don’t dip your pen into company ink.”

I can’t think of any ex-girlfriend that I would have been comfortable working with after the breakup. So while quitting may not be necessary, it is probably pretty wise to start job hunting soon after any office breakup.

I’m doing that silent laughcrying thing in my cubicle RN. My coworkers have no idea I’m dying of stifled laughter.

all they need to say is ‘stop being such a little shit’ or something like that (as long as the kid can’t read)

The data comes from Waze.

I don’t know if the data is coming from Waze, but traffic incidents and rerouting has been a part of Google Maps for a long, long time.

I’ve had a few (very limited number) notifications when using navigation mode... “Incident reported by waze user” shortly followed by navigation rerouting. The notification was shown in more detail in a Now card.

I hope they integrate Waze road warnings soon - still doesn’t make sense for Google to own these two nav apps without integrating the functionality together.