When reached by Kotaku, the Ford dealership said they didn’t know what we were talking about.

Pretty horrible

Totes gonna pwn some n00bs with a 360 no scope brick drop.

If it weren’t for Forza, maybe he would have learned not to drive so damned fast in the rain.

Wait, did you change anything with that QX80 picture? I can’t tell, it’s still fat and ugly...

Jesus, dude this sucks, I normally like the What Would You Do? show because the scenario always involves actors and, like you said, it’s the bystanders who get to make the choices.

You didn’t have a say or any choice and that was wrong of them. Totally. I’m sorry you were blindsighted and embarrassed, I would be…

You seem to have put it better than I could’ve. Yes, it is very salamandery...

Are you trying to say that instead of looking like a frog, it looks more like a salamander?

This man is a hero. All Lamborghinis should be subversive and awesome!

I can’t help but beat the dead horse.

Alright alright we’ll stay off your lawn

That is nasty!

Nah, mine is the one with the duct tape covered opera window and the Reagan/Bush ‘84 stickers in triplicate.

I have an idea! Let’s put some of the Jalopnik writers... are you with me? This is going to be great. Let’s put some Jalopnik writers in a VAN! And not just a van. We’re going to put them in a van... AT AN AUTO SHOW! It’s brilliant. It’ll be great. It’ll be awesome.

Gonna do some bernouts?

“Pass the pterodactyl dip?”

Must be dusty in here, I’ve got something in my eye . . .

Dude, the only ingredients in a hot pocket are molten lava and self-loathing. Don’t try to ruin that shit!

But the important question remains, will it make a hot pocket that’s of the right temperature, and not molten lava inside that burns the roof of your mouth?