now just make sure it runs off of chicken grease (biodiesel)so you have the smell to top it off.

Lol this is where the line is drawn?

Exactly... Designing a roll cage is not like building a shelf in your garage to hold up a static load. A good cage designer is going to understand and consider impact forces, directions, stresses, strains, etc.

I was thinking that as well, but I thought man I should be smart enough to save enough money to pay a professional to weld this life saving device.

I could probably weld a better roll cage than that, and I’ve never welded before in my life.

The Cizeta V16t. Why have 1 V8 when you can have 2. It is 2 V8's with a transmission between them.

BMW S65 V8 shoehorned into a clownshoe, heh heh.

If you were at Barber then you probably saw one of my friend’s LeMons car! The Kia-Pet!

It’s a bad sign when you blow up in the inspection line. From the 24 Hours of LeMons race at Barber Motorsports Park. Live streams from the Sonoma race can be viewed here.

Jalopnik, you are slipping. You didn’t answer the all-important question:

Doug’s en route to deliver said seal, but he’s currently by the side of the road as his Aston has broken down.

I bet Doug Demuro would rather have a BMW.

Not sure where $kay’s going to go with this one - an orange car?

The trucks wouldn’t spook over a mouse though!

Gaping hole in Djibouti.

Inspired...........to put on steampunk goggles and drive my Toyota to work.

Good for you, Patrick, and Jalopnik/Gawker Media.

Good thing Honda doesn’t make anything I’d consider buying, makes boycotting them quite easy!

#BlackTiresMatter

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