THIS. But of course, this comment would probably remain "Pending Approval", because HOLY JESUS, it disagrees with the author, and that absolutely must not happen here on Jezebel. Everyone must have the same thoughts!

Umm. Right, so multiple sexual partners at age 13 is super okay, because it's under a matriarchy, eh? Man, it's amazing how you folks justify things.

Can go both ways. Guy marries girl, girl gets bored with guy, divorces, and manages to take all of his shit, and makes him pay for child-support.

The fact that everyone makes a big deal about a woman becoming frontwoman of some pretty nonsensical gore-metal band is kinda sad. Heard of Within Temptation, Evanescence, Paramore, Otep, Nightwish, In This Moment, etc? I mean, I could go on, these are the super popular ones. The fact that there are articles written…

I don't know how geeky the folks here at Jezebel are, but I'm pretty sure this movie is going to be hit just 'cause of Chris. If you go in hoping for actual blackhathackery, you'll be disappointed. Because Hollywood still lives in a world where two people can type on a keyboard at the same time, and "ENHANCE" and…

Why do you let it bother you so much, that you had to write a pretty angry article about some random guys whining about girls with short hair? Maybe they just don't like girls with short hair? So like... that's their personal preference? I mean, what's the big deal. There are tons of other guys who prefer girls with…

So you're mad that someone doesn't want to be identified as a feminist, so let's write an sarcastic article and ridicule her? Cool, Jezebel is what modern feminism is all about!

Of course he can't go out - some feminist is going to scream "pervert" and make sure he ends up in jail, because having a boner is UNNATURAL AND EVIL.

Actually you can expect every person to be aware. By your logic, a pilot doesn't really need to know how to fly a plane right? Just press some buttons. A driver doesn't need to know how a car works, just press the thingy that makes it move. Seriously. This dumb logic about not really understanding what you're doing…

THIS. I posted something similar on another article, but obviously it's not going to be approved because I'm disagreeing with the author of the article, and that cannot happen here on Jezebel. Everyone must think the same, or else it'll be taken as being "horrifically offensive".

Umm, obviously this comment is going to be ignored, because the new comment system is all about ignoring any commen that disagrees with the author, but I'll say this anyway - why do people take nude photos in the first place? I don't get it. Why? I have absolutely no idea too.

Yes, since a woman is responsible for this, let's not focus on the fact that she killed babies, but instead focus on the law. If this was a man, however. Oh man, oh man the hate we'd be getting in the comments.

Aww, that's a cute living thing - that someone paid money to buy. Yes. Let's oooh, and aaah at the fact that people STILL buy living animals.

This. Of course, if you point out that a Jezebel writer is anything but perfect, you're immediately either a sexist "anti-feminist" woman, or a mysoginist.

Yeah, I woudn't want an artist who essentially made a music video about butts (albeit a pretty fun video) trying to "inspire" kids. Sorry, I don't see what she could share about her career path that could motivate kids. "Squat a lot, get a big ass, and you'll make a ton of money". No thanks.

Oh damn! THESE are real women! And THIS is how "real" women are supposed to do things! I was doing it all wrong! Please, tell me the right way to do things, because as a woman, I don't know these things, and therefore am a "fake" woman.

I don't get why people don't understand the Internet cannot be controlled. It's exactly the same logic with humour. What one person finds funny, another might find horribly offensive (and then they'll demand an apology, because this generation is filled with entitled idiots).

So wait, according to your logic, then anything that offends anyone should be banned, correct? If it offends even ONE person, it needs to be banned.

She faces up to 10 years in prison, which will get cut short to 5, then to two, then just community service, because she's a woman.