This is good coming from anyone else, but it is something special when it comes from “Taint Nuttin”.  

We’re going to touch down at 4:00 in the fucking morning. So be it. We’ll be ready for their ass. But you ain’t got to tell them we’re coming.

“Don’t do that. They still get pregnant in the air.”

Leave it to the Bears to win a game that only pushes them further out of good draft position and simultaneously gives the Packers a better shot at winning the division lol...

Jesus’s dad invented robbery at gunpoint.

Indeed. With all the shit you can taunt Hope Solo with (and there’s plenty) they picked the one thing that actually reflects poorly on them.

Thanks for ruining Batman vs. Superman for me. Dickhead.

And sadly kids like this are the ones that go unnoticed because of the few bad apples that spoil it. So much negative attention gets heaped on the “bad” student athletes or the “unprepared” student athletes that the success stories can get drowned out. This kid broke my heart. He had gone his whole life without ever…

That story right there is why I still support athletics in college. Yes, there are a lot of kids who coast, but kids like the one you speak of would have *never* gotten an opportunity like that without athletics.

This year, I had five football players ask me to adjust their grades after the semester or to let them to extra/makeup work after the semester had ended so that they could bump a D to a C, or an F to a D. I said no to all five, and a few expressed astonishment. Clearly, they’re getting special treatment from some…

It’s not basically professional football. It is professional football...for everyone but the players.

the god damn Bulls traded the draft rights to Lamarcus Aldridge for fucking Tyrus Thomas god dammit arghhhhh

Oh, but when I pour a drink all over a server I get fired from my job. Fucking IT department is no fun.

Russia, the Mustang drivers of the geopolitical world.

- Michael Scott

Sherman [burns down established thinking]

“I suck at giving interviews”

I wouldn’t tweet a thing, just start following depraved porn accounts, racist accounts, etc, and then let somebody else discover it.

I save my biting criticism for Uruguay

Jozy’s most clinical finish in years.