All that ink seems a bit much

I think I’ve figured out the code: If you give a guy a boner, you’re “curvy.” If you don’t, you’re “fat.”

Sap thread!

Ding ding!!! I think this is what it is?! It’s some fucked up sexual fantasy I have. But I may heed your advice.

Christ, I don’t doubt that this really happened to you. I have difficulty believing that supporters of the pussy-grabber-in-chief would put in the effort to make sex good for a woman. It seems like they’d be the type to pump pump pump with minimal foreplay, then ejaculate on you.

The guy I’ve been dating for several months has gone from going out to just meeting at his house for sex. He texted me last night at 11pm and I ignored it. Like I’m supposed to jump out bed, leave my comfy bed and cute pup to touch his dick. And it felt damn good. I’m sick of it. The dating scene in my thirties has…

Not to mention, Mel and Sue would apparently start cursing if a baker was crying so that the footage of the baker sobbing could not be used. That’s some A+ hosting, right there.

You seem insufferable. God I can only imagine what everyone else at Canter’s is thinking as you drone on and on about the same kind of garbage you just posted here.

I should definitely just keep trying different things... although that gets expensive... NYX liquid mattes are pretty okay, but the colors are a little off, and they don’t have much staying power for me.

Get it!

I’m going to my first murder mystery party tonight... where my character is a Vestal Virgin from the ancient Roman empire. Should be interesting right?

I am 91 days sober. I’m not quite flying my AA flag to everyone I know IRL, some people know, but alcohol  has been part of my coping mechanism for so long, that I’m really proud to be working on being a better person without it.

She’s not ill. Just because someone does something morally repugnant, that doesn’t mean they’re mentally ill. This attitude is ableist and does a great disservice to people who are actually mentally ill, of whom the vast majority are non-violent.

I hate to be Debbie Downer but being an old guy I am concerned in the fact that he said he wasn’t ready for sex and yet he jumped into bed with you. I hope it will be great for you but I can see him flaking out and saying it was too much. It might be a real issue or I hope he wasn’t a jerk using that line to get you…

Very cool! I love snakes. My cat ate my Rosie Boa, Pearl, tho, never got another.

Absolutely, I’ve finally learned to be much more vigilant in guarding my sleep and that I need to be extra careful to take some time to think about what I’m going to say or do when I’m stressed or tired. I pretty much try to avoid things like conferences or retreats or group trips if I can, it’s just not worth how far…

I am older than you are, but otherwise pretty much in the same place. I can’t afford the testing, and don’t think I really need it for myself. I’m finally getting comfortable with how I am and how I can best manage things. But I thought it would be nice to have the label to explain to other people why I need to manage…

It’s not selfish and it wouldn’t prevent him from moving on—if he wants to move on, he’ll move on, and knowing that you’re still concerned about him won’t stop him—but it won’t help you in the long run. Giving in to the impulse to check up on his safety will just reinforce your own sense that you’re not able to bear…

You are both apostates! The correct peanut butter is neither creamy nor crunchy, but gritty - right out of the grinding machine. And hold the dextrose, thanks! When I was a kid (in the 60s) we spent a lot of time in Europe and my sister and I begged for (and were denied) peanut butter. We eventually discovered…

People were visibly angry back then. When they tried to reason that he was a television actor in an interview an emotional Eugene Levy rattled off the titles for pretty much every film that John Candy had been in while his voice broke. Still wrecks me to think of it.

I will add that you can pry Boy Brow out of my cold, dead hands. None of the drugstore versions I’ve tried are as good.