You could buy the actual costume from David Bowie... Complete with muppets. It's just disappointing man

Paris Hilton is the least imaginative rich person ever! Every year some Party City slutty princess or Disney character. Come On she's rich she can afford a better costume. she can afford someone to think up a better costume for her. She's so damn tacky. It upsets me.

No, thank you !

So I stole this and posted on Facebook (my husbands family live in TX and Fox News is CNN to them, they fact check their Facebook news there) and already got someone commenting how Ebola is a mystery disease that we don't know how it's spread and if it was in my backyard I'd be terrified too.

actual eye problem, one of them is fake if I recall correctly

Ooooh then butt in mandatory! Excellent!

Owen Sleator/Charlie Cox brings out my inner Tina Belcher... Because when he's mentioned onscreen all I can think is BUTT. I hope Daredevil knows about his greatest selling point and makes use of it... It's on FX right? They're gonna need a bare but to fill in for Jax Tellers once SOA is over.

My husband was on poop watch (he wanted to catch me pooping) and according to him the grossest part was the leftover amniotic fluid that came out after I caught my daughter... And he watched the whole process, as well as several birthing videos. Not the blood, not my vagina stretching but leftover amniotic fluid...…

Are you just saying that because you're embarrassed?!??

I don't disagree with you at all. It's definitely a no win situation in some cases. Hopefully that woman has made peace with her birth experience. I'd say that laboring for 96 hours (whether it was medically necessary or not) makes her as big a badass as squeezing out a 12lb baby naturally... And recovery from a…

Well like I said I didn't know her specific circumstances. That's incredibly rare, and it was still her choice. And like you said she straight up refused any help until it got to a ridiculous point. If neither mother or child is in distress (and even then) it's no ones choice but her own. Some women feel like they…

If she were in active labor that long it would be dangerous, and I would hope that women have more respect for their own health and their child's safety than to be in that situation. Not knowing the details the fact that once you're in the hospital your usually barred from eating and drinking (though usually hooked up…

Not me! I'm a magical creature!

I don't! My husband has been trying to catch me pooping our entire relationship and his eyes were glued to the whole spectacle. He's actually disappointed I didn't poop!

If you have a midwife (which almost all do, most people don't do unassisted birth except by accident or if they're super hardcore) your midwife and her assistants clean it all up.

Most labor is prelabor where you're able to go about your life with occasional pauses. Women like to scare other women with their labor stats. I say this as a woman who has labored, and is part of a natural birthing community that is usually very supportive but still manages to passive aggressively one up eachother.…

Sometimes I'm sad if I hit an article to early and I see your comment pre- shitstorm. I prefer to binge read your comment thread like a netflix marathon rather than watching it unfold over a whole season. Keep up the good work Cassiebear.

I hope the baby has her old nose

The necklace of DOOM!!!

YES!!! OMG I should really go to the library and check all these out right NOW!