I was confused at first and then figured it was well-hidden sarcasm? Anything that you find at half the exits on every interstate is not "off the beaten path".

It's like PIGlio griglio.

He makes an excellent point!

Your husband sounds kind of awesome.

His last tweets are so poignant now that I go back and read them. I don't know how to embed a tweet but "A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP" really struck me (also I love that he put "LLAP" at the end of each one!)

In my quest to get everyone to love Smart Bitches, Trashy Books as much as I do (I know YOU do, Kelly, but there are many unconverted bitches out there), and also to rebut that romances are trashy throwaway stuff, can I direct everyone to read this piece on author Bertrice Small (that's one of her covers up there) who…

YES. Was coming here to say that.

Me right now.

I want to go to a wig party so bad! I love that idea.

Oh, I didn't remember that, just her saying "I don't swing that way" or whatever it was. But multiple references to her orientation make it even worse that I've read multiple pieces talking about Aaron being the first openly gay character.

Every time he looks at the camera it's like he got interrupted eating a bear.

Yeah, thanks. I keep reading about Aaron being the first openly gay character and then I'm like "Well then why do I remember Tara saying something about not being attracted to guys?" (can't remember the exact context, but I think she put it that way).

I love how customer-driven plus size fashion is - it's so much more accessible to fellow customers. I mean how would I know what spaghetti-strap tank from Delia's would suit me, and where could I go for inspiration to create my own style when I was a mid-nineties teen? I shudder to think what I'd be dressing like if…

OMG dying. I think it's the seal's calm expression on top of everything else in this thread.

I mean ill stuff one in my face hole. But they're an inferior substitute for other, better cookies (tagalongs).

I just snort-laughed at being reminded of piglio griglio so loudly that my coworker down the hall said "God bless you!"

I use the Lush one (I'm about to run out noooo), I have light brown/dark blonde hair with a bit of natural redness, so I like using this when I'm growing a color out. It makes my hair super shiny and smells amaaaaazing (violets). Like, I walk past total strangers and they say "What's that amazing smell?" amazing.

Womp womp again, looks like they're not for sale at any retail places :( Couldn't even find any on ebay this time. They're called the Ali Bootie and they look like this. The sock doohickey (it's just over the top of the foot and around the ankle) is super comfy.

I saw it and was immediately all "But where can a lady with the big bazooms buy something like this?" Google powers ACTIVATE!!

Womp womp. Well, maybe I will not feel so bad that I didn't buy that pair then ;) I do like a good wedge but the pair I got have a cone heel so I am hella happy.