Had a client years ago who was independently wealthy (I worked at an Architecture firm specializing in large estate homes), and he described in great length how he managed to ‘meet’ his Russian bride. Apparently he had to go 3 times before he found ‘the right one’, at the cost of about $20k after all was said and…

Signs a kid’s hat, then throws it into the crowd. Hey look, yet another sign of dementia. He literally forgot he was signing it for a kid who handed it to him.

Look, I like Spicer about as much as the next person on this site but at least he read to the kids. In the past it would have been the President and the First Lady to do the honors. Trump couldn’t even be bothered. So, I know that’s a pretty low bar but this is the Trump’s administration. Not being a hat tossing…

O.J. isn’t the only narcissist in this story...

“The world sees her as this glamorous, sophisticated, jet-setting woman,

And, he’s down at Mar-a-Lago because of course he is.

It shouldn’t have to be said, but I will say it anyway: If you voted for Trump because you “just didn’t like Hillary,” I will never fucking forgive you.

“You understand me, old boy.”

Aw she checks to see if she’s going to ruin her makeup first! sweeeeeet baby girl

Glad Mel B’s getting herself free. What a piece of trash her ex is.

I don’t care what anyone says, I love Kim Kardashian. I have probably seen like 5 episodes of her show and much of what I know about her is from sites like these, but I really think she is hilarious and a cool person. She’s been around forever and honestly no one seems to ever have anything truly bad to say about her.…

God yes, all of this. I’m a tubby abrasive feminist with no internal monologue and a mixed kid living in the county that helped kick off the civil war. Shit’s not great. My bestie in general is 2 hours and 3 of her own kids away. My family are douche-like. We don’t go out much.

But she’s not deliberately NOT wearing make up. She deliberately PRETENDING not to wear make up while she’s actually wearing make up to bring into focus the unrealistic expectations being placed on a woman’s appearance while creating another level of the already existing deception by trying to pass off a face with…

Jared from Subway?

When the Queen dies, it means he-who-shall-not-be-named is one step closer to the throne. God help us all.

yep...the problem was definitely on the outside, mama june.

I’m pretty sure that’s Mama June’s dignity that’s buried in there.

You can say what you want about Adam Levine's personality and other exploits, but Maroon 5 has awesome music that doesn't sound like anything else on the radio. The reason it gets stuck in your head is because it's memorable, which is more than can be said for 90% of the rest of the music that makes it to the radio.