Years ago, in late fall, we moved our young family from a house in the city to my grandmother’s old home, which was rural and secluded. My grandparents had passed on, and so had my mother, but she grew up in that house. It’s a two-story farmhouse with hidden rooms, and it’s more than 150 years old. When we moved…

I hadn’t realized it, but I’d been eagerly awaiting these stories for a whole year! This is my first time submitting; this is the scariest thing that’s ever happened to me.

The Watcher

Sweet Jesus. Thanks for proving that, once again, reality will always be scarier than any ghost story. Glad you got out of there ok!

When I was in fourth grade, my mom and I moved a few hours away to live with my grandma. I was an only child and painfully shy; all my friends had been my friends since forever, and I had no idea how to talk to these new kids at school.

May you be remembered in your own words. 

“It’s really unfortunate that a woman who authored the Federal Assault Weapons Ban of 1994 will be remembered for aging so ungracefully out of government.”

{long slow fart sound}

In a year not a single person will care about the last few months of her time in the Senate; that less than a quarter of the words here are…

Countercounterpoint, the only reason why this is discussed is not because it’s dicks, it’s because it’s Jews. This is specifically targeted at Jews, and people who pretend that it isn’t are like people who pretend saying Israel shouldn’t exist aren’t also saying all Jews should die because that is and has proven to be…

If you think this guy has a point, you are an anti-semite.  There is nothing to the point of view that circumcision is harmful, mutilation, or anything, it’s just propaganda.  I mean, it protects you from disease but that’s beside the (trimmed) point.  The point is that people oppose it because Jews.

And how many times do they have to be told that nobody transitions in order to win at sports?

“Some people are very uncomfortable about teenagers transitioning…”

Can we cancel Dex Shepard already. I find him exhausting. 

I will not sit idly by while you besmirtch The Fatboys

Adam Newhouse is a terrific actor. I just wish people would stop confusing him with ‘The Newhouses' creator Adam F. Newhouse.

Yes god forbid kids see that some adults like to play dress up in costumes too!?

If you look at her photography it’s saturated with dark blues etc like many of the promo images for Euphoria. I think she kind of has a point.

Yes. It seems like Collins’ complaint is that they stole her “vibe” or something.

Not one Devo song? They practically invented music video. Devolution is real. Disqualified.

Why is no one asking Bernie Sanders to go away? He’s older and considerably less effective than Pelosi.

My only advice to the woman in your life is to run like hell.