jennyjazz
JennyJazz
jennyjazz

Excellent interview, thank you!

Nandor hurtling through space screaming “this fucking sucks, why did Guillermo make me do this” incapacitated me for a good 2 minutes.

True Beef fans don’t want Syd and Carmy ‘yes chef’-ing as they bang up against the door of the walk-in, they want Richie blowing Carmy behind the counter while Carmy strokes his hair and says things like ‘you want that Italian sausage cousin?’

Wayne Brady comment:

Welcome to Jezebel.

Hahahahaha or even Joan if she were still at Jez and who held the record for dumb hot takes before Kylie Cheung got here. 

You’re thinking of punching him right now. Admit it.

His parents were the least boring couple Canada ever had on Sussex. Pierre dated Kim Catrell and Barbara Streisand. His mom dated Jack Nicholson and partied with the Rolling Stones.

Jesus I hate to say it, but maybe they should have given this article to Kylie Cheung.

I truly didn’t get it until my wife and I were walking Baltimore’s Inner Harbor. She was quite literally propping me up after I ran a marathon, but a few dipshits thought they would make their views on inter-racial marriage known. If I hadn’t been so tired, there’s a good chance I would have confronted them without

Jermaine Clement tweeted out in response to all this that the hairpiece he had in WWDITS was in fact the same one from the Buffy film.

And that the wig itself had been based off of his mugshot hair at his request.

The team has looked downright bad compared to the expectations coming into this tournament, and if things don’t change in a hurry, they will be bounced before most of this country wakes up on Sunday. And some of the postgame comments from the coaches and players that indicate the team is just getting unlucky right now

THANK YOU. I have been trying to figure out who he reminds me of!

She was one hell of a artist. Defiant and strong and unabashedly human. She was lambasted for years after the SNL shit (I remember Joe Pesci threatening her the next show and getting applause for it) and she never caved. And the end, she was right all along and no one apologized for making her a pariah.

This one really hurts. I knew Sinéad very very briefly during secondary school (she was a few years ahead of me). I remember being in awe of her and a bit afraid of her and amazed at her talent all at the same time. Even then, we all knew she had ‘something’. Go back and listen to Lion & the Cobra; when you do,

And she was right about the true pedos - the Catholic Church.

Hari Nef stole the entire first season of And Just Like That in the last episode as The Trans Rabbi - she was amazing. She was in a little kind of delightfully bitchy role on You as well.

If Cher doesn’t call her gelato “CHURN BACK TIME”, then we have failed as a civilization.

Also, if you’re seeing this Cher, you’re free to use that as long as you give me credit and 1% of the profits.

#NotADragQueen

why does this author seem more upset about the wife not knowing than you know, the man murdering all those people....? good grief, y’all. unless we find out otherwise, she’s a victim too.