Exactly what I was thinking, he ate that cookie, that looks nothing like a liquid, then afterwards said "oops!".

I think the bread pushed the other side of the door, which caused it to close if you look closely you can see that process occurring in the corner.

google Naomi Campbell's feet.

I'm pushing 250 these are little sausage fingers, literally my dad was Jimmy Dean, and I was raised on a farm named, Hillshire.

Want to know something terrible which makes me feel like a loser, I can text blindfolded no errors, yup I need a life plus have had the phone less than 6 months.

They couldn't have this come out Valentine's Day seems a little late.

"Calm down Pete, you're leaking!"

8 pounds is all it takes to break a collar bone, in our martial arts class all kids learn that, if someone tries to abduct you break their collar bone!

Exactly, I wanted to tell no one, I was ashamed I allowed it to happen. It makes you a social hermit, it becomes a festering secret, her openness weeks after his death, seems odd.

OMG I JUST REALIZED THAT WAS HIM IN BREAKER HIGH!!!!! OMG THANK YOU!

No wonder I am slutty, it is natural..seriously I get tired of people after a couple romps.

ALDI!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG Yes, so TRUE!

Shit Andy says!

and hoodies, I am so sick of the hoodies, and a full face of make-up wtf

Had to google that , Turkey slap isn't a worldwide term, and I thought you were comparing the incident above with someone slapping someone with a turkey slice. That is disgusting putting your penis on someone's face, and in Australia none the less where I believe people are walking around brandishing their Crocodile…

That is crazy!

Should of been Hot Cheetos!

That parsley tea is terrible!

Really!