jennyjammy
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jennyjammy

I am an equal opportunity dater, once while I was dating this white man I was going to sleep over I put a pink scarf around my head, you know girl..he ripped it off and started doing gang signs..I looked under the bed and closets for hidden cameras before curtailing my way out of there..but I am in a great

This is also a problem for 20 something women, where should uhh my friend get help

This is also a problem for 20 something girls...where does uh my friend go for help

I'm gainfully unemployed

not in your family but you have to kill another shifter

I wear a 10..I own over 200 pairs..I am going to tell you something that I have kept secret but I can't let another big foot like me live without shoes, Steve Madden always has to many size 10's and elevens..so twice a year they have their clearance sale of buy one get one free, I bought ten pairs of heels for 109.00

High waist-ed belts and blazers are your answer, high waist-ed belts turn every shirt or dress into your exact fit, jeans don't fit? ...LEGGINGS they fit up to a 50lb difference..I know what your thinking "but I have to keep buying expensive blazers"..nope thrift store has tons, p.s. the 80's are back so get colorful

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AZ (of) Yet I could care less for Boyz to Men

I am certainly All 4 One on that!

I was talking to this girl and she said "She told you she was no good" I hung up and deleted her from my phone, no pussy is worth it if they act like a total dick.

Yea men should pay, when we get paid dollar for dollar, I 'll pay till then men should pay for me, but I am a lesbian so I pay.

Whatever ...she is matching they match her clear heels

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There is something going on where its putting up other peoples youtube videos in this comment section as mine [www.youtube.com] my video was taco flavored kisses from South Park with the hand Jennifer Lopez thanks for ruining the joke new layout, can you just fix this

Just because you rap in plaid shirts, and tight white tees, instead of Jerseys and V Necks doesn't mean your groundbreaking, if you rap at 19 its not prolific it's a hobby you got lucky at, rap to no music, no beats to support your flow, right it over and over till it's right, not just cause it rhymes and me a writer

Happens to me a lot, worst part I speak 3 languages, Spanish just isn't one.

Best part is I saw this before Harry Potter started I asked my Godson and friends do you know what that is, after explaining what douche was, douchebag took on a whole new meaning for them ..ahh 14 year old boys

I would pay for it.

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Remember that old Diet coke commercial, if they could make that over, with Eric and Alcide I would buy a case of soda , even though I don't drink it! I would buy ten, but I would have to see Alcide's scruff again..mmhmm I wanted to run my face in it and smell it