Ke$ha has a song titled "Fuck him, He's a DJ" oh and "Party at a rich guy's house" I love those titles because I lived in the clubs for 3 years, these songs would of been my anthems, and she never speaks of buying bottles which is the truth, any party animal can't buy bottles we steal them, her music rings true, those…

I remember one girl Barbara, but we called her Barbie was pro-choice when we were around 13/14 and she ended up storming out the class because the teacher called her a murderer...My 10 year reunion is on June 25th, I am buying her a drink

In Catholic school I remember they would have this sheet the teacher would read from, and it would go like ...."If you were 14 and homeless, and raped would it them be okay to abort your baby?" and the brave girls would say yes, then she would yell you aborted Beethoven, or Picasso, some famous person... it was…

What if Mary had an abortion, we would have no baby Jesus, which means no Christmas, which would lower our economy, then America would collapse, if you have an abortion you hate America....Chew on that ...

It is like accept it, you tried a new format it's not working, give it up!!!

that asshole was from Australia, he used to own a company in the states, when he flew me out by that time he was living there, and I believe he was seeing me on the side now that I look back at it

I have one tip whenever you go somewhere, take your phone out and track your location, with your GPS then text it to a friend, or an email, the police can hack it, then when you walk in look intently at your phone for 2 mins guys asks what are you doing "oh I gps tracked my location and sent it to my bestie if I don't…

The most amazing part is the song is super cute

My best one night stands in a row were in Australia, men and women...different one almost every night...fan-fucking-tastic ...you don't know what you are missing..one left me 1500 dollars ...lol, another left his card at his shoe shop for me and told me to buy whatever I wanted the next day, but only one...the best…

and he is now teaching which makes me fearful

Part 2...also me and my bestie agreed if men could take plan b, they would be popping it like candy, "oh big night tonight" pop pill, in the morning "don't know what happened" pop pill, "I like this girl but don't want a baby", or to wear a condom pop pill

I'm guessing you never used one, it's not that numbing more like really strong mint, okay so eat a piece of spearmint gum, then lick underneath your wrist and blow softly, that's what it feels like...now it also feels like that when you kiss anywhere on another person's body.

Not to mention it's like 60 bucks at Wal mart, so I doubt teens have that much money, when your doctor gave it to you it was 25.00

I wanted to put this up so you could see the dumb shit I have to see on my fb from idiots I went to the high school with, I might add a Private high school that costs close to 10,000 dollars...there is more but I need someone to comment so I can add the other image, you can see where I try to set them straight but…

Okay I have lived in shitty areas and nice areas, so usually in shitty areas you get patted down to go into their clubs, and its gross, in Miami it's usually a girl patting down a girl in NC it's a dude, it's gross but I do it because I want to get drunk and meet girls..so just offer us a free drink after this pat…

As a Haitian American woman, fighting to get where I aspire too, trust me pretty soon it just won't be pigskins you see in the air

Have you ever seen Naomi Campbell's feet, Jamie Foxx told me once, and I swear to God if you ever get the chance you will gauge out your eyes

wow you guys just killed the joy out of this experiment. I guess the only way to lose weight is a sensible diet and exercise...dammit

This what you do, stop picking it out, then add some from her hair brush everyday...then have a friend who she finds awesome come over have them mention the hair, come to her rescue and say she gets busy, I understand she will be so embarrassed it won't happen again, I have had a lot of roommates reverse psychology…

Habitat for Humanity is the worst! you seriously are like 7 shades darker after every day of work, dirt in my teeth...grrr and on t.v. they always show you hammering, cutting, doing something awesome ...I spent weeks moving shingles, rocks, and sanding!