A male feminist walks into a bar

I think I’ve figured out the code: If you give a guy a boner, you’re “curvy.” If you don’t, you’re “fat.”

Also, this.

As a “curvy” chick (honestly, I like to just call myself a fat girl but people take such issue with that) I’m honestly turned off when a guy makes a big deal about being into curvy girls. I like all types of body types on a dude and I’m not making a point to fucking shout it from the rooftops.

That Christopher Meloni one has me howling. WTF are you doing Elliot?!

Mr. Bolling recalls no such inappropriate communications, does not believe he sent any such communications

So when do you think Taylor Swift or Katy Perry will start shooting their white version of a Livin’ Single episode?

“When I started buying crystals, it was so out there. Not it’s trendy and everyone buys crystals”

This is the White House communications director

“My life is over.”

Literally a Margaret Atwood quote come to life.

McCain voted for the BCRA, despite pledging a few hours earlier that he would not.

I assumed the child in question would be like, a 17 year old fan (which is still gross and wrong). But no, he exposed himself to a child “under the age of 13" ??? YOU ARE A PEDOPHILE. How the fuck is he not in jail?

No jail time? Fuck this world.

I came into the office this morning after a few days away and discovered my officemate had rearranged her desk. There’s now a nice big open space in the middle of the room, and before I could stop myself I yelled “Look at all the room for activities!”

There should be a requirement to have your penis photographed and put on a public database to get a license.

Trophy hunters might as well walk around with t-shirts on that say “I have a small penis and must overcompensate.”

Also, if it makes you feel any better, they’ve been married for 21 years. He’s 69, meaning that he didn’t marry the “love of his life” until he was 48.

You called Blac Chyna’s very existence “abusive to humanity”; it wasn’t exactly a leap to think you meant that Rob would be less of a garbage person around people who are more upstanding, or something to that effect.

I’m guess I’m just not clear why you think violently, viciously abusing only one woman (that we know of) equals “deserving a second chance.”