When I worked at a preschool the two teachers would sit at the table with one child at a time leaving me to watch the twenty or so other kids while the would their pre-cut construction paper together for them. They would let them write their names on it though.

Agreed. I know it’s supposed to be in jest, but the way it is written just makes it seem as mean-spirited as the source material.

I love Roald Dahl. That reminds me I need to get my books out of storage so I can re-read the short story book that has that in it.

Did you tell her that?
I love lying to kids about random things. I used to tell my niece that I ate a bunch of hot peppers to turn my hair red whenever I would dye it and she believed it for a long time. Then she wised up and realized that I was lying to her and now she is wonderfully skeptical.

Hey, that always scared the shit out of me as a kid. Like, really? Jesus and Santa need to fuck off and let me be me. What if I wanted to do some shit I didn’t want them to see? Assholes.

But they did get a refund for final day that they missed. They just aren’t getting a full refund for the entire cruise because they still had most of the services rendered. They missed ONE day, that doesn’t mean they should get a full free vacation because of it.

Vitamin C can actually be very helpful in starting your period.

Not as evil as Satin.

I’m in WV and our daycare costs are around 1500 a month for newborns and the price gets slightly less as they get older. I think for school age kids it’s around a grand. So 18,000 for a year is pretty normal for daycare/preschool.

They make weed lube now. Bonus!

Sorry, to be critical, but this sentence is driving me crazy. Fix, please.

You’re not supposed to know who she is. She is just a random on twitter who wrote something that went viral. Happens all the time.

It didn’t happen 2 nights ago. It doesn’t specify when it happened, just sometime in the past.

Did you share this one last year? Or share it somewhere else? Because I know I read this one before.

This wouldn’t have happened to you if you could hang out with Chris.

I had a similar experience when I spent the night in the ‘haunted’ Lowe Hotel in Point Pleasant, WV(also the home of the Mothman). We were there for there for the Mothman festival and had taken the ghost tour of the hotel earlier in the evening. The room I was sleeping in had a door that faced down a long hallway with…

I second the sleep paraylsis. I get it too, and it is horrifying. Except for me I never see a physical manifestation, it’s only an evil presence. Sleeping in a cold room, or sleeping on your back can trigger it. Which sucks because I can only fall asleep on my back.

I’m sorry but disliking the idea of purity is not stopping anyone from doing what they want with their bodies. The purity myth is a harmful one. It teaches young people that they are worth less if the engage in sex. It also teaches them that they don’t own their bodies. I can’t even imagine that the purity culture…

The photoshopped image looks odd and disproportionate.

It’s a kinja glitch.