I am here for this suggestion. \o/

Nice! I consider it the ‘Creature From the Black Lagoon But Also Splash Remake.’

I came here to make some dumbass fangirl comment about helping him fall asleep at night but now I really do feel bad for him. I hope he can take a nice vacation with good friends or find a pleasant children’s movie to work on before IT Part 2 starts filming.

Right? Obligatory ‘I have to Onion articles against reality because there is no difference anymore’ reference.

What’s truly terrible is for a moment I thought this real, and was the ‘shithole’ comment on the news... and wasn’t surprised. 

I want this. I really really want this. Which makes me hesitant. I haven’t seen American Gods or ST:Discovery yet but I worship at the altar of Hannibal. I have the entertaining book by Janice Poon and have hosted Hannibal-themed dinner parties.

NICE!

I surprised and disappointed myself yesterday by wishing a stroke upon him. A stroke! I never used to have thoughts like that!

I make a point to differentiate between Kylo Ren and Adam Driver.

Can I join you? I love (the good parts of) The Cell!

Saw this at a critic’s screening the week before last and can confirm the butt was great.

“WHO KEEPS MOVING MY STUFF!?!?!” Kylo
*ethereal giggling* - Luke and Anakin fistbumping

Christ PLEASE let this be what happens - I loved TLJ but Luke as Ren’s pain in the ass Force Ghost/Troll would be amazing.

He could literally be beaten by someone sneaking on board his ship and taping a ‘Do not press this button. Signed Luke Skywalker’ sign to the ship’s self-destruct.

“But I don’t like seeing a supposedly powerful character demeaned and half-naked!” ~ the same people who’ve been beating off to Leia’s chainmail bikini scene for 35 years.

That was sticking with the theme of trying to give Rey the hardest thing you could possibly give her, which would be unavoidable intimate conversation with this person that she wants to just hate.

Every time I hear about Bright I think of the possibilities of a Discworld series instead.

like non sociopaths do

I haven’t checked eBay! Amazon had the dvd set that came out a few years ago with the original unfiddled-with trilogy as an extra feature for $350. I had a very heated conversation with myself over it.

I just found out my hoarder parents still have their VHS/DVD player AND...