*cat-trainer high-five*

I stayed in an Airbnb when I went to New York last October.

As a white person who enjoyed the video and song (but missed the performance because I am not a football person), I give myself a gold star.

What I keep going back to:

BEY!

Movie executive logic:

What a lovely happy ending!

I do agree with the ‘survivor bias’ comment above, but I think that ‘succeeding’ is not as cut and dry as people are making it.

D:

This wasn’t someone I dated or even went on a date with, but basically I met this guy at a friend’s party. He seemed interested, and we had some things in common, but he described me as ‘jacked,’ which put me off because while I like being strong, I don’t make a big deal about how I look. I’ve encountered a lot of…

Good for you! That had ‘future psycho ex’ written all over it.

“Surprisingly enough, for me a huge red flag early on was what this article calls “love bombing.” Everything he said was just TOO perfect, like it was scripted out of a cheesy movie or romance novel. It didn’t feel sincere and made me nervous, especially since we were dating long distance.”

I’m holding out for a sequel where they shrink everyone down and they have to race up The Rock’s sweaty, craggy torso, WHILE he’s lifting.

Hey, different strokes for different folks! Whatever makes you or that random dude on the news happy!

Part of how I get through the day at my soul-crushing job is dreaming about calling up my parents and friends and telling them I’m going to pay off their mortgages and all other debts. Then I think about my friend with a Gofundme set up to help her pay her bills during her cancer treatment and telling her she doesn’t…

This. I would like to sign up for the character test of Finding Out How Winning Disgusting Amounts of Money Changes me.

Sam Vimes is my hero in all things. Bravo!

Are we positive this isn’t some kind of Secret of NIMH scenario?

“You’re a comedian in a car with the President going nowhere.”

I love Drew’s writing, barely understand FOOTBAW, but I keep coming back to that title image just to laugh.