Britney's red weave was much worse than Jenah's, plus she was *insane* and made it to Australia, so Jenah will be around for awhile.

1. I can't believe CB got famous writing like that. I wrote more grammatically difficult sentences in the 2nd grade.

She has been wearing those shoes in EVERY picture that's shown up from this piece o' crap movie set. They are TERRIBLE! And even worse with argyle socks.

1. Solisa is from Georgetown, TX. WTF? Perhaps explains her own confusion.

@lyndyn29: I wish this is how much groceries cost in Manhattan.

Kudos to the woman for not immediately picking the relationship back up once her man "came back". I'd consider that a probationary period where she doesn't have to wear the ring. Terrible communication on both their parts. Good thing they broke up in the end, and yes he should get the ring back, but he doesn't have to…

I finally watched this show. I didn't realize until now that there are *OTHER CHARACTERS*. Janjay...jesus. Get over it already. And she wants to work in fashion and PR? And she gets mad when people use the word bitch? Gah.

He looks like every douchey guy I met in the Hamptons this summer. Maybe she found him at Stereo and took him in like a lost pup.

@thegreatladies: As an only child playing Barbies by myself, with no information on sexy scenarios, I was wondering how I came up with such elaborate striptease scenarios. Also, Derek from Barbie & the Rockers saw the most action due to his frosted hair. Looking back, I bet he was gay.

An awards show with 6 awards in like 6 hours. Maybe that's because there are no videos on MTV any more.

Unlimited money and fashion options and *THAT* is the bathing suit you choose to wear in public? Yikes! Doesn't she read Glamour? Or UK Cosmo? All wrong for the body type.

This is second only to "Bowie's in Space". I *heart* Bret.

@dpnation: Exactly. Thought those Emo-Punk guys are supposed to be too cool for any working out except surfing and bong hits. And lifting weights in their garage.

Leo looks like my grandmother ca. 1958.

Nice tattoos. His body? Not a wonderland.

She *does* look like a deflated Miss Piggy in "The Great Muppet Caper". Or in "Muppets Take Manhattan" when Miss Piggy and Joan Rivers get silly with makeup at Bergdorf's. Or wherever.

Spreads like this make me hope for the universal adoption of uniforms in schoool. High boots + fishnets + "sexy" coveralls + teddy bears = pedophile's feast.

*Sigh* Anyone remember a time when celebrity gossip was about actual celebrities with actual (semi) talent? Like Lance Bass: Gay or Not? Having a gigantic crush on hinm in HS, this was actually relevant to my life.

@AnnieGetYourFun: They just didn't want to give you the opportunity to change your mind on spending $128 for a sequinned tunic top with the seams already coming unravelled.