I mean, I get the concept, but in reality I’m not sure it works.

That’s long been my issue with true crime and the people (a lot of them women) who blithely consume true crime stories and express their fascination with serial killers. All the recent Ted Bundy foofaraw - blech.

I can’t think of Michael Sheen without thinking of his stint on 30 Rock (very funny but didn’t make him seem like great boyfriend material). Plus I hear he’s a cheater IRL but I read too much blind item gossip so don’t listen to me.

Why are his ears, nose and the tips of his fingers so red in the picture at the top of the article? Was the picture taken somewhere particularly cold? I’m hoping he has some sort of painful gross disease that turns your extremities red (fingers crossed).

I can picture it! 

Jake Gyllenhaal is one of those people whose existence I kind of forget about until I’m reminded. He’s just kind of a void to me. Ostensibly he’s good-looking and a good actor, but there’s kind of no there there.

I managed bangs when I was younger and had straighter hair. Not always well, but I managed them. But then I got older and hormones did a number on my hair and even though I’m sometimes tempted I know that I don’t have the time or patience for the amount of straightening and product it would require every morning to…

Plus, she’s getting paid to. What’s the letter-writers’ excuse?

Thank you! She was the first one (ha, literally) I thought of.

I’ll see what I can do!

I believe I’ve seen the photograph in question (at work, so I can’t check), and it does appear to be taken by a third party.

Yeah, if ever a guy deserved it...

Well, she hadn’t yet reached the limit of human endurance, so...NBD, I guess?

Really? I feel like Shia is a couple of steps down from Robert Pattinson, both looks-wise and being-an-asshole-wise.

Yep. And considering her attack on Ayaan Hirsi Ali, she’s lost some moral high ground on violent threats, I think.

He can be kind of superficially charming, so I forget that he’s sort of a terrible person. I go back and forth between...not liking him, but kind of liking him? and really disliking him.

Make America(n children) Great (to eat) Again!

Needs more stars.

Clearly should have been eaten as a child.