How old do you think you’ll be before you realize that people like different things?

“Because almonds require over six times as much water to grow as oats do, according to the Water Footprint Network, the choice to switch from almond milk to oat milk”

Oh, ew. Poor guy. 

But then everyone wouldn’t have gotten to see how ADORABLE and PRECIOUS they are. [vomit]

I know I’m in a bitchy mood because my response is “HAHAHAHAHAhahahaha!!!1"

So she could have her post-birthday tetanus shot. I wonder if she’d do that on the train as well and make a big production of it.

The table they just spontaneously happened to be lugging around NYC?

If only.

Yeah, it’s the belief in their own adorable preciousness that really grinds my gears. People are using the fucking subway to GET PLACES. They don’t care about your nonsense and desperate need for attention.

With your mistress! That was a low point, for sure.

I agree that he’s a horrible husband and a horrible person. I guess I just feel residual sympathy, however tempered by knowing it’s all his own fault, at the idea of having to be dropped back into a country you’ve never really lived in and where you don’t have community. It sounds so disorienting and lonely (though he…

I may be in a mood, but I hate these people and if I had been in the subway car I would’ve literally wanted to murder them.

I think Joe’s a pig but he does seem to love his daughters and have a good relationship with them. I’m just going by what I’ve seen on TV, so...but I don’t know that his daughters are actually better off without him.

I think I missed that? Was it Jonathan? That is so gross and sad.

I think it’s Indonesia? Also, her saying they would take her son back apparently without any say-so by her...weird.

I love mint tea. I sometimes, when I need caffeine, will make my own mint-green tea using a bag of each.

I feel like I’m the only one who doesn’t like it and doesn’t get it as this soothing beverage. 

Cumberland Bandersnatch is adjacent to being correct; I don’t care if chamomile is considered tea or not but it is gross.

Excuse me. A network with a little show called 90 Day Fiance cannot be said to be “going downhill.” That show, and its various offshoots, is pure gold. (That said this show seems disgusting and I hate “clairvoyants.”)

It always surprised me when I would see someone say, “I think they really love each other - I hope they make it!” or variations thereof. I mean, there were so many obvious signs that it was unlikely to be a healthy relationship. Mental health issues, drug issues, trauma, and the fact that both had just left long-term…