I can function on my period!?! Madness.

...to wake women up ...

I think the issue people have, like other posters have pointed out, is when somebody Photoshops something out that you didn't think was a flaw. It's all great when it's what YOU wanted taken out or changed, but when the editor takes it upon themselves to determine what is and isn't acceptable that's where the problems…

I'm not gonna lie, this speaks to me. I love all white ensembles and the fur coat would make me feel like a movie villain.

I work in a shoe department and have a constant stream of Skecher brand loyalty who all swear by the GoWalk shoes. I got curious, tried on a pair and it felt like magic. It's so strange because they look just like any other slip-on shoe, but it is oh so different when they are actually on your foot. Of course, to each…

That would look eerily similar to a chastity belt, I'm afraid.

Oh, don't worry about the uterus falling out. A woman's body has ways of shutting that down.

Oh God, he's wearing glasses. This is not a drill....

Or he just really hates the baseball team.

I'm not entirely prepared to see this every time I refresh the comments. It's just too much.

I was gonna suggest this too! I second it! :)

Can I just take this time to say that your gif is definitely in HD. That is a really clear picture. Random, I know.

I think in this case, gif form is the only way to respond. Ick.

True story.

I mean, they're calling it "affluenza" as in affluent. That pretty much sums it up. There is no way the irony is lost on anybody, is there?

I know! I'm the exact same way. Every time I say something like, "Yeah, I'm not really into blondes or beards..." I see a blonde guy with a beard and I'm instantly a liar. That will teach me to generalize.

One of the steps for achieving The Wob is to: add oil. Yikes.

This is related to beards because I say so.