Oooh, Iceland. I hadn't thought about there. That sounds incredible! I just might look into that.

hmmm...I'm thinking $3,000 won't get me far in Europe so I guess it'll have to be here in the continental US or possibly even Mexico.

Ok guys. I have around $3,000 dollars, I live in Texas and want to travel somewhere. Where should I go?

I had a former co-worker who made it to 28 years old and thought babies grew in your bladder that's why women had to pee all the time. We thought she was kidding, but she wasn't. She was also obsessed with the idea of a human having sex with a horse. Oh! That reminds me.

I feel the same way about my dreams. What's helping me is breaking what I want down into segments and tackling each one individually so I don't feel so overwhelmed. It's what got me back into school, it's what got me a new job and living on my own. Of course, now that I have those things I'm kind of backsliding into…

You know I'm there...but probably not all together legally.

I'm gonna give my little Georgia O'Keeffe a breather now.

Reporting for duty!

I think I'm gonna write this down, just in case.

Oh ok! So, decision made! Yay!

I can't help but daydream about what I would do with that money. I would definitely travel and quit this stupid job that I have so I could focus on school.

Thank you. You are doing God's work, my friend.

Fuck you, if you even bothered to read the rest of this thread you would see what really happened. But you didn't. So now you look like an asshole. There really isn't a reason to be a bitch, but you took it upon yourself to be one for no reason whatsoever. Have a nice life.

It's been years since she told me so I had forgotten some of the details, but that is exactly it.

Yes! That's it. That's what she had.

Well, I only know what she told me. She said it implanted just like a normal zygote and continued to grow with only half it's genetic code. By the time they took it out it looked like a little ball with one developing arm and she even said it had like fingernails and shit. She named it munch-munch.

A friend of mine, who just so happens to be a lesbian, kept wondering why her stomach kept getting bigger so she went to the doctor. Turns out, she had somehow fertilized an egg and had a weird mutant half fetus that was growing inside of her. I can't remember what it was called, but it was terrifying to think of.

On a side-note: It is amazing how our bodies can adapt in such odd and fascinating ways.

Window Seat is in permanent rotation in my playlist.