Yeah, distracted here as well. My cousin just sent me a pin of him on Pinterest so I was inclined to respond. Yep.

I would love to see all that! Considering how much money they make you would think they could make new shows every year. Instead, it's the same thing.

No, literally it IS breakfast and lunch. According to the counter, it has taken all of your breakfast and lunch points. Now you're only left with 15 calories for dinner. Maybe a couple of oyster crackers?

That is such self absorbed bullshit. Well, as long as you're ok with it. I mean, he just has to live with your shithead mistakes for the rest of his life. But no, at least YOU can sleep at night. That's all that matters, right?

She still goes to Taco Bell/raw as hell/ no matter how many records she sell.

The sequel? Fatberg: Shitstorm.

It's an inanimate object, but it judges. It judges us all.

At my old job we would get some snacks and stuff in the break room that we had too much of [I worked at Target] and one night we had the candy corn Oreos. The shame I felt at being the only one at my table eating and enjoying them was excruciating.

When I fantasize, it kind of bums me out that I know it will never happen. After the fact though. It doesn't stop me from actually doing it. But seriously, that's why I try not to.

I did the exact same thing including a head shake with my eyes closed.

Yes!!! Summer is so much better than Spring! Good choice young lady!

Completely average in every way. Nothing he says is original or clever. Poor over privileged white males. Now they only have most of the power, instead of all of it.

Oh, yuck. I had a horrible day at work and read this. Awesome.

Is your name Tara?

Because the entire Midwest watches NCIS. *

I think people just really like Kathy Bates and really, really wanted it to be good.

She doesn't even do anything! She doesn't even spill it that much. She just pours it really fast.

You're doing it wrong!

I think it's just a philosophical difference between the parties. Republicans, in recent history, have been able to rally around certain ideas and can get themselves elected. It doesn't mean that all Republicans agree 100%, but they will settle for the closest thing. That kind of leaves "everybody else" for the…

This may or may not be the noise that I make when I eat.