Look at a picture of Ellen Page and Justin Bieber side by side.

I think it might be the whole photographing dead people as if they were still alive that creeps me out.

• WARNING: Over-consuming alcohol may cause you to "discreetly" vomit in a Solo cup while someone is trying to have a nice conversation with you at a party.

I just can't even with this...

It all goes back to their belief that life starts at conception. When your entire argument is based on such subjective logic, the rest of it can be made up as you go along.

!!! <3 I love shar peis!!!! I've wanted one for years. He looks so cute and smooshy. I wants.

Is that...a shar pei?

maybe try Trisha like Tree-ish-a but really fast. It may or may not work for you, it sounds ok to me, but that's because I have a southern accent so I say it right.

It's true! Testicles are the first taboo to be busted within the family. (See what I did there?)

You have no idea how much this has made my day better.

I don't watch GoT but this made me laugh way more than it should have.

"Well...I'm not wearing it for you, am I?"

Right now the best thing for me is to hear funny stories. Any accidental gas stories or foot in mouth situations that are guaranteed to get a laugh? I would love to hear it! I love stories!!

Have you tried the oil cleansing method? Fight oil with oil! I got some off of Amazon for really cheap, watched a few videos on Youtube and it felt interesting. Try to get the most natural kind as they tend to add stuff. Some of the videos recommend using a gentle foaming cleanser after to get rid of the residue and…

Oh, yes! You get me!

I need some more awesome/bad Euro Dance music. I have "Best Friend" by Toy Box and the ever popular Numa, Numa song by O-Zone.

Congratulations! That sounds like so much fun! I want to go to the UK so much, I can't stand it. Good on you for taking a chance and being fierce! I'm such a timid wimp that I put up with something until I have a breakdown and burn tons of bridges.

Nina Sosanya. I just watched Love, Actually and even with such a small part she stood out to me. She should be in more stuff.

I just get so thrown off by that question that I forget to even respond.

You just have to get recommended enough and people have to respond to you, I think. I'll help you out!