Ok, some of these might be ridiculous but I'm just gonna throw these out:

I hear this a lot, especially from makeup artists. I keep hearing that brushes are good...no brushes are bad....they're good again! I mean, there are usually 4 or 5 aisles of makeup in a drug-store (not to mention entire stores dedicated to it) so I usually just run away with my tail tucked between my legs.

Ha! I actually have a knock-off BB sponge too! I was so confused on how to use it. I watched a few videos but I still had trouble with it. There are so many steps you have to do before you even put on the foundation that I just get so frustrated.

Do I live near a Sephora? I LIVE for Sephora. lol I will definitely try that one. I've been circling Stila for awhile, but haven't really taken the plunge. I just might...

I lived in 10 different houses by the time I was in 7th grade. It teaches you how to make friends and be resilient. I used to be really shy, but after I moved so many times I adapt well to new situations. I don't have any childhood friends because I never stuck around long enough to make any that deep, but I can walk…

You know, I keep hearing about Argan oil. I've seen a sudden uptick in the "argan oil" products. Which ones are legit?

Recommendations? :)

Recommendation for moisturizer?

Yay! There is one in Plano, TX which is 13 miles away, but that's ok! That's do-able.

What color is said guinea?

A lot of people have already commented about the lack of coverage of the victim, which I totally agree with. Holy shit, is that cover bizarre. Is the story about Pistorius or South Africa? I assume it's both, but...what? What does South Africa have to do with anything?

I must find a Trader Joe's. I hear about it all the time, but there isn't one close to me....or is there? I must find out!

Oh, please.

What is the best way to put on foundation? I swear, I just can't get it right. I have dry skin so if I do it wrong, IT SHOWS. Also, any recommendations for a shampoo/conditioner combo to make my hair not feel like straw? I have really thick hair, but the individual hairs are fine. Most thick hair products are for…

:...whether it's smoking piff, in a strip club, reading a Bible verse..."

*sigh* The same old tired cliches about Liberals. This is just another example of Conservatives not being funny. Or is that too cliche?

"I mean, I don't have anything against Chicago per se, but is anyone just sitting around loving the crap out of it?"

I love Hyperbole and a Half! Her comic about depression hit me so deeply that the laughter was very cathartic.

Nope! I just thought it was funny!

I regret nothing!!