@axel_f: "Welcome Cheelia." .. "No, it's Celia." "Ooh ain't we fancy?!"

"My hair is in cornrows."

@angelina jolie-laide is a mavericky bish: Thanks. I've been doing this to my friends on facebook all day long.

If a "small table with drawers" were a bunch of pomegranate martinis, David Lynch and I would have a lot in common!

@femme-bot: or like this... Absolut on ice!

Where's Jenny Lewis?!

@Lady Skittlehattington: How about an 11?!

Re: The Wisconsin Prosecutor.

a bowling ball!

Is she shopping with Skinner? Now THAT would make me jealous.

Two words: Muppet. Babies.

@ivorytusk: That box set is the only reason I took Biology 2 in high school instead of opting for a second study hall.

Can we discuss for a moment how Raina speaks like DJ Tanner/my Dad? Classics like, "Oh Mylanta!" and "...all that jazz."

Smoke some weed!

@Rooo sez BISH PLZ: That's not Tony Iommi!

@ScarletBegonias: When she was on The Simple Life with Paris and Nicole, she pronounced it like, Keh-sha. No dollar sign yet.

I thought Peaches was the first Gaga...

@AshMas: and then you give it the "double ring finger wipe" in the mirror and end up with an inadvertent wing-tip effect?

I am so equally excited for The Runaways/jealous of Dakota's new stylist.

The Nurse Jackie promos under this article are all too poignant—rainbow bills cascading across a dreamy background. How are pills NOT glamorous?