I missed the VMAs last night, but I was really confused/excited when I saw that screen cap of Lady Gaga because I thought it was Miss Piggy. Sadly, I was mistaken and the VMAs were sans-muppets last night.

@fluxus flucker: Right?! I LOVE Those Darlins and I can't imagine a better song to be placed on this video. Their debut album is the best apartment cleaning background record EVER.

@coconanas: Don't believe any of [them] there tweets?

Hey Chuck, do you think you would like to accompany me to a very chic wedding I have to go to on the 6th? Please let me know by the end of the day, thanks.

I think I would lose weight peeing all over the sidewalk if he jumped out and frightened me like that on my morning walk to work—because that's what those bushes look like.

So whenever I wear sunglasses on an overcast day, it's because I'm hungover or popped a blood vessel or something. I don't understand how people function and see clearly indoors, at night, or on cloudy days with "eyewear" on.

Over the weekend she and Samantha sat in my friend's section at a restaurant here in Chicago, and they tipped really well and were super nice! And I think she looks beautiful here and I want her space-age flats. Aluminum is the new black!

@DailyPep: It may have just been the theater's screen settings where you saw the film. That happened to me when I saw the Sex and the City Movie and everyone was laughing hysterically because during the dramatic Mr. Big and Carrie moment, there was a huge boom hovering over his head. Then when I asked others about…

@audioblitz13: Yes! I loved the part where she invited her neighbors over and they all got drunk and she didn't know how to act in front of them! Priceless!

I got a robot-survey call about this yesterday. I voted no, even though 400 jobs would be created, the saturation of the market in that area would no doubt close local shops that currently serve the community. Also, Wal-Mart jobs are not quality jobs, famously paying women less and offering terrible benefit packages.…

Jenny Lewis and Alison Mosshart, depending on whether it's Wednesday or Saturday night—respectively. Also depending on the type of guitar that happens to be strapped on me.

@Dodai: You are correct, Blair was obviously waiting for wardrobe to finish tailoring her skirt so she could do this.

Meg White's mother-in-law.

same name! same name!

Her flippy floppies look really comfortable.

@tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock: I don't care if you're the house magician...

@garconne: that just made me laugh so hard. the image of not realizing you're mid-grate until you have to side-step scurry on your toes off of it. ohhhh lmao. whew.

@monkeydance: Yes they're filming both parts together and will release them separately.

I found when I was traveling alone in South America fellow travelers and locals I met were more accomodating to me. I got free rooms, invited to dinners, free advice, etc... This didn't happen to me when I was with a group. I think using common sense and being aware of your surroundings at all times is the best advice…

Are there 30 Rock scripts in there? I want to seeeee!