True story: I met Shirley MacLaine in the early 90s, and was wearing a quartz crystal that my sister had found and mounted into a necklace for me (It was pretty! I had no idea crystals had any other potential use!).

adorn my altar

I’m so happy for her and her namaste mug.

She likes to pose semi naked for attention because she feels if she just posts a picture of her sitting on the couch in jeans and a t-shirt people won’t pay attention to her enough?

A movie star. She won the Oscar for Best Actress in Room. She was also really good in the (surprisingly accurate) film Short Term 12 about the experience of working in adolescent residential treatment. She was in Scott Pilgrim, 21 Jump Streer, and Kong: Skull Island. She’s going to be Captain Marvel in the MCU.

“I’d like to present Exhibit B, a receipt from where they tipped a black waiter 25%! My client is clearly not a racist.”

As a lawyer, that was my first thought as well. Like would they be all, Exhibit A, my one black friend...

Fucking white people.

Seriously. I saw the phrase ‘going out top’ and I cringed. The lace trimmed acetate camisole (fuck ANYONE who calls it a “cami”) with velvet blazer and over designed boot cut jeans with heels look was the ‘sophisticated’ version of this at my college. Fuck this shit, dresses for life, man.

oh damn. Total flashback! I forgot about all those satin and lace trim camis!

if I never see a “fancy” polyester satin camisole with jeans and stiletto heels again in my life I will be something remotely approaching happy.

This is so good. I am loyal to Paul Simon’s original (loved it as a kid), but I also think she sounds great. Personally, I think she has a better voice than 90% of the female pop singers out there, and it’s nice to hear a lower-range voice (on some of the lowest in this she sounded like Stevie Nicks). I ignored her…

She’s kind of too far out from what most mainstream country music is now still. Which is irritating bro-country with a crush on hiphop and long lazy lists of awkward rural features.

It’s lit

ALL of the women in this gif tho! Not a single one is having it lol.

That’s what living the suite life is about

he lives in Brooklyn and owns a mead brewery and opening a hipster restaurant.

Just love performative grief! Did you really suffer if no one saw your tears?

I mean, yeah it’s probably all those things but I’d also like to add they’re 24 years old. I fully support people having casual fun in their twenties because holy shit does that time go by quick. Stop crying on Snapchat and go fuck someone else quick! Gravity and time are conspiring against you, girl!

Okay, so full disclosure, I’m old and actually use punctuation in my texts. But seriously, who the fuck uses “lol” along with a crying selfie? It’s like mixing nuts and gum. Get your shit together.