Spicer: “The president has an EXCEPTIONALLY LARGE, FULLY ENGORGED PENIS!!!” *storms off*

This season was pretty terrible, and all the people that made it to the final kind of suck. Would have loved to see Shane or Cara or Laurel in there. CT is the only peraon I’m rooting for. Nicole and Cory are just the worst, they are just so damn annoying and terrible people in general.

CT wearing Johnny like a backpack remains the best thing to ever happen on the show. Second is Sarah’s shock that Johnny stole the money a couple of years ago.

Cory is the worst for all the reasons you outlined. He can’t hack the challenges and has gotten lucky.

She did get into that hilariously lame drunk argument with one of the newbies where they were shouting and aggressively posing at one another across the pool. But yes, I loved her bragging after the swim/puzzle about how she’s the best competitor, and dragging every single other person left, only to take last place at…

Johnny Backpack! Never forget.

Lol. I haven’t watched the Challenges in years. The last time I watched a season, CT destroyed Johnny Bananas by carrying him like a backpack on his back to the finish line. I don’t even know who these people are and if the older contestants still compete on the show. I am horrible at math and one of my worst fears is…

I believe she’s actually a firefighter.

I watched the episode. They literally couldn’t do the math when given the number of triangles by the producers.

I loved when they started counting triangles on the fucking rules sign.

True. He probably survives by investing his Challenge winnings in strip clubs and Gatorade stock.

I really missed the spelling challenge this season, that was consistently one of the best hours on television.

It’s cute that you think Bananas has a job

Q: Who’s the first president of the United States?

Camilla is the perfect Challenge contestant: prone to wild shit-talking when she’s doing well, outbursts when she’s doing poorly, and loves inserting herself into any and all drama so she can mix it up with people. Long live Camilla.

REALLY wanted to see Darrell step in and just school EVERYONE! That being said, his utter destruction of Bananas was pretty bad ass, and a reminder to everyone that Bananas was only top dog by default.

yeah, I understand the whole “my adrenaline is off the charts so brain needs a minute to adjust and settle”....but that happened 5 minutes into the puzzle, and 25 minutes later they were still struggling. I don’t know which was better, watching Nicole(ugh, I can’t stand her)/Cory struggle, or watching Camila straight…

I love the end.

I still enjoy the Challenges, but it was so cringey when the producers had to explain the “triangles within triangles” concept to Cory. When you are outfoxed by the brain trust of Camila and CT, you know you’re in trouble.

Maybe if I shake the lock it will open!?!