She’s walking secondhand embarrassment for me. I can’t watch her act.

Prediction: This is going to tank, and hard. It lasted a few seasons too long last time around.

My sis and I were talking about moments in porn that made us laugh, and she said she was watching an interracial porn where the white woman said something to the effect of, ‘give me that black cock!’ to which the dude replied, ‘IT’S A DICK. We don’t say cock!’

I hate the Aaron Rodgers family drama! I wish his family would shut the fuck up because he clearly wants to deal with it privately. Aaron is pretty well known around Green Bay as being a goof ball who takes the game very seriously.He treats fans well. As far as I’m concerned Rodgers is a class act. His family sounds…

Just you. “Cock” always seemed weird to me. “Cock” seems strictly porn-y whereas “dick” is like an everyman name for it. And me and my friends never called each other a cockhead.

“Man, if I had a suit jacket button for every time I fucked up over the past few years...”

what ariana meant, and i hate that i’m always being forced to be the voice of a generation or pervy ursines up in here, is this:

It’s funny you should say that because I generally think of HBC as pretty one-note. She has an occasional surprise, but usually I feel like she is just repeatedly playing the same character over and over again.

This, this is why we miss Roger Ebert.

See, here in SoCal I see more and more Smiths fans every day, but that’s because Mexicans and Chicanos adore Morrissey. I recently saw a burly Chicano in a lifted pickup truck with a Marine Corps bumper sticker next to a Morrissey one.

“Schneider was nominated for a 2000 Razzie Award for Worst Supporting Actor, but lost to Jar-Jar Binks.”—Roger Ebert

As a secondary school ELA teacher I must have missed the part where Laura’s “campaign” made an iota of difference.

Just wait until season 7. MAN.

I think The Weeknd deserves better. Also, sad that Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams are probably the last A-list Hollywood celebrities who are both Canadian to be together. It’s just a dumb thing that we like to see.

My first thought was also “EUGH” but Jezebel has reported on it. Certainly not with the fervour of some other cases, but they have.

Agreed. There are red flags and then there are dealbreakers. For me, the dealbreakers are things like out the gate saying something racist, misogynistic, or homophobic. Saying all the dudes on the app “look gay” would seal the deal for me. He at least was nice enough to not ghost her, but it was pretty obvious he…

This article is a little deceptive because you start midway through the text exchange, where he seems like he’s being cold and she seems like he’s being chatty. Start at the actual beginning, where she opens by text bombing him a bunch about how every dude on the app “looks gay”:

Really? He seems absolutely fine in this exchange. You can tell pretty early on that he got the crazy vibe from her crazy texts, so he backed off and was just hoking. He was never disrespectful and didn’t ghost her. He. . . seems fine?

Oooh, no. I think she upgraded. Landry is a better actor and seems to be able to carry intelligent conversations.

He’s actually a phenomenal actor. He was one of the best things on Friday Night Lights and obviously terrifyingly dead inside on BrBa.