I yearn for the day that this happens to me so I can tell them to go fk themselves... WHY WON’T IT EVER HAPPEN!!?!?!?!?!

Holy shit that’s awful.

I refuse to watch it too. I hate watching people go through stuff like this, and I'm not giving them clicks.

I couldn’t even watch the video, it will just trigger me and I’m traveling in a couple of weeks. Hearing about it was enough. People are terrible.

Wow, these fake kidnappings seem like a pretty risky little joke. I guess having guns makes it likely that their targets will comply, but you never know what someone might do when (they think) their life is being threatened.

A friend did his bachelor party in the Ukraine and apparently an add on to the travel package was a fake kidnapping. A groomsman signed them up for it but did not disclose to anyone else. They got snatched off the street by men with guns, thrown in the trunks of cars, driven over some bumpy roads for what seemed like…

This isn’t funny at all. You don’t do this shit.

Paris Hilton is terrible, but as a person who doesn’t relish flying, I wouldn’t wish this on anyone. That is right up there with telling someone their kid died as a prank or something. Really really inexcusable.

You weren’t on the A train the other day, were you?

Of COURSE having more sex won’t help the relationship.

Having a baby is how you save your marriage.

OPEN WIDE!!!

What I hate is the advice to “shake things up! Have sex on a tropical beach!” or whatever. Not that there’s anything wrong with mixing up the routine, but let’s face it; it’s routine because it works. I’ve tried other shit and it’s uncomfortable or silly or just doesn’t do it for me.

I’m not at all cool, but let’s all collectively pretend like I am cool in the ways you just described

I’m with you on this!

As a mentally ill person I want to bake this woman an amazing cake. This man is not mentally ill, and that would just be a way for Fox and even progressive outlets to ignore the changes and evolution that has occurred in American racism.

Not sure I could love this comrade more.

It’s cool. I’ve noticed Anna gets a lot of, “you’re pretty ok at this for a gal!” type stuff, like everyone is in a 1940’s movie tipping their hat back and chewing on a cigar.

I know I’m not eligible, but I’ll leave this here for everyone to enjoy as Exhibit A in those fun professional negs:

I’m not sure breast cancer is the growth Jamie was looking for. But hey at least they offer a warm, friendly, and positive team environment!

Apparently it was those ladies’ fault for not sticking to their own segregated labs. Not his fault, no. This is a problem with ladies trying to work.