It’s as if Ezra Miller looked at the long arc of Johnny Depp’s career and said “I can do that, but twice as crazy and in a third of the time!”

Honestly, at least one member of SCTV had to be a *legit* punk fan. The performances here are fucking perfect, almost too perfect.

I will only watch if the protagonist learns Cobra Kai karate and defeats a Miyagi-do acolyte by cheating in the finals — preferably by rehearsing a counter to that dumbass crane kick.

Don’t give that twat any credit.  He’s a bog-standard “both sides” moron at this point.

It should be the Cobra Kai grand finale and crossover with 3 Ninjas, American Ninja, Ninja Turtles and Surf Ninjas. 

Having it not acknowledge Cobra Kai, which 99% of the audience will have seen, seems like a huge mistake.

Surely Sony wouldn’t crap the bed with an existing popular franchise ... oh, wait.

She’s been accused of abuse by more of her children than Woody Allen has.

She’s a vocal Roman Polanski defender

It’s pretty well established that she’s crazy/a shitty person.

um, no.

Is it possible to ice out Woody Allen without becoming great friends with Mia Farrow? ‘Cause she cray-cray.

Baba-flo-fly

This site just gets more and more depressing, lazy, and awkward. These days I think the only thing that brings me back to the AV Club is muscle memory.

Oh nooooo Jason Mantzoukas

Oh, if only you’d gone for “$five dollars”...

The Creator is well known for inappropriate behavior. He’s rumored to have knocked up this inexperienced girl named Mary about 2000 years ago.

Not to discount the testimony of any of your friends, but the thing about longterm sexual predators is that they don’t do a lot of it in the open where everyone is watching. The boundary crossing in front of other people is a giant flashing warning sign for what happens with the underage actresses when they’re…

This site as much as accused Ellie Kemper of being a neo-Nazi, but sure, let’s go out of our way to avoid defaming Dan Schneider. 

I’m pretty sure the rumours about Schneider’s behaviour are old enough to drink legally at this point.

Hard telling especially since his former co-star is the head of Paramount now.