Yeah, eat shit, giant corporation! finally a win for the merely opulently wealthy!

was watching SNL a while back with my significant other after they first got together, and told her “oh yeah, the weekend update guy is engaged to Scarlett Johansson” and she was quiet for a second and then remarked “he must be huge”

Well I don’t know about you guys but I can finally get a night’s rest knowing that Johansson and Jost won’t be going without.

Well whatever. They’ve been together since 2001 and live together with 4 kids, so they are more married than most of the married people I’ve known.

I wish he had slowed it down and hired a breathy vocalist to sing it all creepylike. You know, to innovate.

No, RABIN’s take!

Adding insult to injury is the fact that ICP is, underneath their ultra-juvenile attempts at sarcasm and satire, pretty anti-right-wing. And the Juggalos, for the most part, seem to respect that vibe. Reportedly, their tolerance for skinhead infiltrators is really, really low - and you have to think that skinheads…

He went by Andrew on MadTV.

I’m not sure how putting the woman who has sex with a rabbit front and center makes this ride less problematic, but whatever.

Forget it, Proto Man.  It’s Toon Town.

And immediately outside the theme park are places where people get on and off the freeway. On and off, off and on all day, all night! Strings of gas stations, inexpensive motels, restaurants that serve rapidly prepared food! Tire salons, automobile dealerships and wonderful, wonderful billboards reaching as far as the…

I’m annoyed for Anna Marie on behalf of Jewish women everywhere. 

The MTV awards are famous for only honouring music from great albums.

The singer of “Solar Panels” had to cancel her appearance on an award show? I have a feeling it had something to do with a Birdemic...

^^^^^^^ Found the person she was referring to.

I wonder if he was afraid the reporter would say something about global climate change being why a Category 1 storm can hulk out to the edge of Cat 5 in the course of just 24 hours in the Gulf, and perhaps even hint that the petroleum industry, which is big in that part of the Gulf Coast, is putting a lot of carbon…

No really, shes saying all of this shit because the digital release costs the movie a bit of money and it probably came out of her pocket..She cant accept the fact that part of the reason the movie didnt do so well is because it just wasnt very good. Even the original Wonder women, while enjoyable, was a paint by…

That has more to do with the marketing of films that go straight to streaming than it has anything to do with the theater being the optimal viewing option. 

I’m so fucking tired of this complaint though. The issue isn’t the size of the screen, it’s that directors put so much visually confusing CGI jump-cut orgies in the final cut that unless you’re seeing it on a screen 20 feet tall, you’re never going to be able to keep track of what is going on. It’s like everyone…