Steve Coogan wants a word with you. But, like, super-politely and hiding a lot of repressed anger.

What about Space Ghost? As a fellow ghost, you should be cool with him, no?

keytar!

I think that Jesus is the “least-essential lead” I’ve seen since Charlie and the Chocolate factory.  I think John Legend is wasted here, but at least it will piss off Megyn Kelly.

Jesus is of course the lead, but Judas has the biggest musical numbers so that casting will be very interesting.

You guys, I think some one should call and check on Kyle Gass, and maybe Kevin Jonas. They can’t be taking this well.

Fraser’s son Frederick and Niles and Daphne’s son David as an alt-right blogger and a gay advice columnist (a la Dan Savage), respectively. They meet once a week for coffee at Cafe Nervosa.

This sounds like the worst thing ever

Honestly, $22 million a year to investigate UFO sightings sounds pretty cheap for a secret defense program. 

I’m disappointed we won’t get to see Kirby act out the gradual disintegration of Margaret’s marriage in the coming seasons.

The United Kingdom. Not England. The United Kingdom.

Counterpoint: The first time I saw that term, it was at the end of Braveheart. I defy you to show me one person involved in that movie that turned out to be any less than a perfect gentleman.

But we all know who is REALLY the cause of this: HILLARY SWANK!!!!!

“Hey, I’m rapin’ here!”

I’m gonna try to lighten the mood a bit by bragging that I just saw The Last Jedi. It was amazing and completely wiped the floor with The Force Awakens.

Meryl Streep’s account of the way he treated her on the set of Karmer vs. Kramer reflects what an a-hole he is. Method actors use it as an excuse to behave the way they want.

It would seem that it was not enough for Hoffman to simply ask if someone was trying to seduce him.

Ron Swanson Libertarianism only works because he is guided by an honour that doesn’t really exist in real life (also see: Worf). Or at least if it does, those people aren’t Libertarians.

1. The Master, 2. There Will Be Blood, 3. Boogie Nights, 4. Inherent Vice, 5. Magnolia, 6. Hard Eight, 7. Punch Drunk Love

With the other 20% being "Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge/ Jacob's Ladder"