“...Melania is extremely close to Baron,” the source told the Post, “and they have become closer during the campaign...”

The alternative to “right” is Wrong. And doesn’t this dumb bitch realize she’d be on the trains?

Is it a coincidence that this also falls on World Toilet Day?

Don’t forget that as governor of Indiana—THIS FUCKING YEAR—he signed a bill (thankfully thrown out by a human being of a judge) that would require women to hold funerals for fetuses not carried to term. HE’S A MONSTER!

I’m here to serve the Court.

Jesus Christ.

Judge Brown:

We need some rich do-gooder opposite of Peter Thiel to help sustain these lawsuits.

I love that one of the cover stories alludes to a face lift, hahahahahaha.

Dear God is that her actual wedding dress? There are no words.

She probably wanted to blend in with the faux Versailles ugly surroundings. Camouflage to hide from Trump.

Seriously. It looks like something Maria von Trapp might cook up with a bed-in-a-bag.

Wearer ain’t something to look at, either.

That is one of the most hideous wedding dresses I’ve ever seen. Jesus.

Dress is Versailles ugly

OMG that looks like a different person.

She has been on the cover before, but it would be the first time for the current version of her face.

No

I was hoping it would go trial so that he would lie under oath (he really can’t help it) then he would be in impeachment territory.

Literally, let’s put a end cap on this fucking year. Someone please blow this fucking useless rock into the sun.