I had chemotherapy on election day so my sleep was already destined to be uneven for a few days. By the weekend I was sleeping like a baby. I refuse to let that man drag me down. Am I concerned? Extremely. But fuck him. He gets no role in my life other than would be dictator who hijacked our government.

Every time I type his name it autocorrects to Gannon, which is kind of fitting.

By the way, Rachel, fantastic tag for the article...

If you refer to a black person as an “ape” there is no way in HELL you are not being racist. I’m sorry. This is not a case of “you misread my comment thooo.” It’s blatant racism.

I’m stone cold sober and this makes me ecstatic.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

A lot of them are christians so they’ve had all their life to practice that type of gymnastics. That doesn’t mean that they’re any good at it, but they’ve been doing it for so long that it’s just their natural state of being.

If mental gymnastics was a sport half the country would fucking medal at the Olympics.

His audience can’t even process the concepts of Huckleberry Finn, how do you expect them to digest multi-national shenanigans in Newsweek?!

I “heard” from a source Facebook might not love these days that Pence said he went through gay conversion therapy. I don’t know if it’s true, but it could back up the email claims...

that would be wonderful.

Yeah, I live in Oklahoma. I might as well just send a blank email for all the good that would do. Not going to stop me from trying, but...

I feel like the phrase, “teeny, tiny bone” is a bit on the nose here.

I’m hoping that as their only policy plans so far have been to “Drain the swamp!” President-elect Dipshit decides “Well we’re going to keep things as Obama had them for a while until we can figure out what we’re doing...” and then every member of his cabinet and constituency dies of rage stroke.

I assumed something super gay because whenever a homophobe has a scandal, it usually involves secret rent boy assignations.

Dear God, please let there be gay porn in his emails. Gay porn he stars in.

It would be a nice way to get the ball rolling right before the Trump University case. The Trump University lawsuit will pave the way into charges against Pam Bondi. This in turn leads to further scrutiny of the Trump Foundation. We also have Chris Christie’s impending trial to further erode support.

Please, please, please, let the Trump-Pence administration’s first full scale scandal... be the contents of leaked emails.