Princess Alice was all sorts of awesome. The Texas Monthly article 'Girl Gone Mild' compared the Shrubbette to a few presidential daughters. Alice was one of them (described in said article as being called "the other Washington Monument" of the comparisons. Her husband was just as unfaithful as she was, btw. Serially…

Fake female turkey dismantled limb by limb to find minimum that a male will mate with. Male turkeys aroused by a head on a stick, but not a headless body.

Short women = Contents under pressure. Caveat emptor, mo-fos.