Now Will Smith is a Parent, he just don't understand.

This will be Trump's healthcare plan, pushing sick kids out of trees.

The most popular band when I was at UGA was the DMBCB or Dave Matthews Band Cover Band, despite the rich music incubator Athens GA is. Very big amongst the frat boy rapecists.

Hope she goes on Colbert soon.

Don't worry, they were. Every new new generation is the worst.

Kurt's a grower, not a shower.

I will miss the better quality sound.

I will miss people hanging them from their rear view mirrors, blinding me in traffic

That's how they play in Australia. Toilets flush the other way too.

Damn, Damn, Damn!!!

I like how he rhymes Kanye with Kanye.

I once saw a stage version of Reservoir Dogs. Since most of the action happened in one place, it actually translated pretty well.

A whole chapter about how he's still pissed at Pavement.

Smashmouth, you're next.

Dammit, just when I realized how happy I was not to be cool anymore, it comes back around.

See Ammon Bundy, this is the kind of government tyranny that will prevail when public lands are managed on a local level.

I did not appreciate the Boss until I was nearly thirty. He was my stepmothers favorite and I resented him for that.

Couldn't they have found a black actor to play Navin Johnson in The Jerk?

These are not the same proton packs. CHILDHOOD RUINED.

I am a big Bernie supporter but Brand is irritating enough for me to switch sides.