That's adorable.

Why does Jezebel post articles from Buzzfeed?

Anyone who spends time on their hair or looking nice (not even super flashy, just put together) before going out or going to work, cares about their appearance. Unless you're hitting happy hour on a Friday with a ratty bun and sweatpants and a sweatshirt, you care. I'm not even talking about wearing makeup. If makeup…

"...mutated..."

so true. but as far as the sustainability aspect is concerned: donate the fucking stuff you don't want anymore, for dogssake. it's not that hard and it will make you feel good about yourself even maybe. plus, tax deductions anyone?

Yeah, seriously. Fuck the Mommy Wars and fuck Mommy Blogs, too. I'm a parent. I take it seriously for the sake of my offspring, but it's not a goddamned competition and it certainly isn't the thing that defines me to the exclusion of all else.

I think Lewis just has misdirected irritation at the "mommy blogger" community, which, to be fair, is totally reasonable.

B-b-but..the decline of Western civilization! Or something!

No one does but thanks for faithfully trotting out that dumbassed strawman like the useful idiot you are.

Carrie was neither a whore nor a strong, smart woman. She was, however, a huge asshole.

I know every time someone tells me to stop what I'm doing, I'm assuming they're just expressing their pleasure at my actions.

Oh, I know this game! Fuck A-Rod, Marry Beyonce, Kill J. Crew.

Thinking anybody watches this show for all the hyper-realistic lawyering is like thinking anybody watched House for it's super true-to-life doctoring.

But how far can you shine the light up an asshole?

I watched the first episode, and I don't really feel like I'm missing out by not watching the rest.

She's a Cool Girl.

Did I miss the part where Shonda Rhimes became an idol that we worship? I haven't seen scandal or the new show, but I recall Grey's Anatomy being total garbage.

Jennifer Lawrence

Dude comes across a confused naked stranger rambling around in the woods, spends a couple of minutes trying to figure out what the fuck is going on and promptly offers the guy some food as soon as he correctly assesses the situation? Seems pretty rational and not at all unkind to me.

Other things you are not, a mouse, rat, guinea pig, rabbit, pig, beagle, E. coli, baker's yeast, zebra fish, C. elegans, Henrietta Lacks, and aborted Danish fetus from the 1970s...