Not that they asked me (because Bradley Cooper, really?) - but I approve of this.

Duke's. Seriously.

Great article, Drew! I think it would have been a lot less fun to read if anyone else had written it, even with Chris Pratt's awesomeness.

I think all of that probably makes sense to you, and you've had to tell yourself that to make it better - so I can't and won't list out exactly why it's wrong.

I'm sorry you feel that way about yourself, but I can't help call out your mention of "who" hits on you...do you think it would be better if it weren't middle-aged homeless dudes? So if you did fit the conventional idea of what is attractive and were hit on accordingly it would make you feel better? Sorry, that's…

Hyperbole, click-bait - predicated on you knowing the history of the players.

Coming down the line? So let's hate him now because *you* think he seems like a bad dude. Yeah, ok.

You're not trying hard enough. Peterson, Rice, Stabby McStabberson (ret), Aaron Hernandez (felon, removed without consent). You just want to hate on a good player who has a sense of fun off-season.

You need to get over it - he is "pandering" to those who find him attractive - that's his job. Also - Goodwill/Salvation Army can hook you up with the jacket.

Not your $$ and not your place to judge, now is it?

Totally cool with getting the weather from Nick Jonas..because I assume he was naked when he forecasted it.

Scared for Brian.

VS charges more for DD, I can vouch.

Side-eye to all of the Aaliyah posts in the last few days. Sure, you p-shawed the biopic, but it sure seems to be a big coincidental bang of coverage.

I find it cute that you believe Dear Prudence posts to be real.

Bless. That's kind of an implosion of the Internet, isn't it? Spoiler - Tom still does it better.

You don't know much about the case so maybe you remove yourself from commenting on it? Silly me.

First, it wasn't on his face, it was the back of his neck. But secondly - you'd go 20 months before you dealt with something on your face?!?!?!?

I thought we already knew about TV's Superman 2.0 popping Brooke Shields' cherry...everytime I'm spanning the dials and catch a cringe-worthy episode of Ripley's Believe it or Not! I think about reading it in Cosmo like 15 years ago.

So you know Holly was a prostitute as written, right? No casting aspersions on KK at all - just wondering why you'd think it was a character to be held in high regard (unless it's just Audrey you're holding in that regard).