So I guess I'm a high-functioning alcoholic. The kind you read about in those articles where they still seem to have it all, their children are fed, happy and well-rounded, and outwardly there is nothing to see here, move along.

Gawker joked about Dog the Bounty Hunter being after him - but Dog is the one who found Andrew Factor and was responsible for making sure that shitbag answered his charges.

Well, this isn't going to win me any friends...but if this story were changed and the Mom was off giving drug-fiend-induced blowjobs in an alley for 2.5 hours while her kids were in the park, you'd all be singing a different tune. Fact is, you have no idea what she was doing for that time - and it isn't our business,…

That was kind of the tone from the outset - when her husband ended up dead as well, it seemed to be less of a coincidence.

Well no, 4 days before would be 8/5.

No one has ever given as much of a damn about Verne Troyer as you do in the history of the world. Please dude, get a better job and just move on.

On August 14th, 2014 - no one gave a shit.

Wow, that wasn't even worth the time you took to respond...it wasn't funny/pertinent/funny at all. Try again, dork.

Really? Drunk and peeing is what you've found so far? You suck at Google.

Sorry no, his reality is sad... because his "reality" is pretty much over. He's a fucking joke , and one that has a really short shelf-life. Are you his publicist?

oh fuck off...you don't care about Verne Troyer.

Yes, troll, that's what I'm trying to do. Ass.

Oh wow, you are pathetic, bless your heart. Carry on, please.

K - fine with that. Leave it, K? And it's Verne, not Vern, dumbass.

Oh god - are you satisfied now? Fuck - even Verne Troyers's own Mother woudn't have gone this far...please leave.

He's a clown. There, I spit it out. He removes any and all conversation that we may have around his ridiculousness because he beat us all to it and he's owning it.

Big little people advocate, are you? Please.

Oh so very much fuck you - Verne Troyer was a joke...no idea why you think otherwise, and it's sad. I'm no trolling, it's just the facts.

You're lovely - google that shit if you want to know more.

Because the three people who give a shit about Vern Troyer are really following this thread? Please, just stop.