I am a man with a fully functioning brain so of course I dislike Trump. But why is this on the AV Club? It was my one refuge away from him.

I strangely admire this. Walk tall on the sun Smashmouth.

Dorian Gray: Victorian fuck lord.

"Strap marks of white, glow against the tan" WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN!?!?!

Am I the only hearing the lunatic ramblings of the song playing in the background music? 6:18 - "Shark scented oil, gliding over skin"

That dude Nicholas has a dick-head face, with one tiny, squinty eye. Whats the deal with that?

GOD DAMN CAROL! That was some straight up Scared Straight shit right there. Ease up on them kids C-dawg.