new mario kart 8 DLC features Tanooki Mario, Cat Peach, and HOLY SHIT, LINK as a playable character (*YES*) as well as 8 more tracks (presumably 4 new, 4 old. of the new stuff there appears to be a zelda, f-zero, and excitebike track. not sure on the other ones and if they'll be retro tracks or more new ones, but I'd…

Rastamouse is absolutely my current favourite tv show

it's 11 or 12 episodes away

okay seriously people watching the marathon HAS HOMER BEEN RAPED BY A PANDA YET. CAN I DROP THIS.

"I've made a huge mistake."

eeeugh.

has anybody compiled a cohesive list of what's morally iffy about Family But Modarn? I've never actually seen it and would love to know!

imagine if FXX deliberately timed this whole thing so that homer gets raped by a panda at the exact moment of the best animated program emmy

they like it because it has 'modern' in the title and makes them think they're young and hip for picking it

a waking nightmare that sometimes ends in smooches!

holy moly. apparently the always sunny commentariat are also an especially nasty lot but I don't think anything this severe has been done

I've been brutally depressed for a few weeks (months, probably) with it steadily worsening and peaking within the last week and a half or so. it's been the worst and a very heavy experience overall, but tonight I got caught up in artwork/writing without even noticing it become 2:30 AM, which is huge - I can't even…

can't wait for panda rape and dishrags

phone sex ads and garfield chia pet commercials.

oh god damn it I was going to go to bed but I'm in the abyss of KIDZ BOP

*rolls up old issue of AVC print edition* so uh, do you want me to film this

yeah, fuck film criticism! on a film criticism site!

countdown to #pandarape

I think it's worth noting again that this hypothetical would be written by Conan O'Brien though, who despite writing very very few episodes on his own also basically wrote the very best ones. I'm sure it won't actually happen/was a joke, but if it were to, he'd totally be able to make it work beautifully.

"Marge is gonna take a good hard look at Homer, and say “He’s so stupid, and he’s screwed us over so many times.” It would be humourless, it won’t be funny, it will just be her looking at Homer, saying “You are such a stupid son of a bitch. You’re endangering my children, you’ve destroyed the town 600,000 times over,…